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California native plant enthusiast and gardener. Bird lover. Aspiring urban farmer. I like to go paddling in my kayak. Why am I a Padres fan? He/him/his

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Suck it Darrell Issa.

Rest in pieces.

07.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To what degree are you ok with me claiming the he is 100% a degenerate gambler?

06.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

According to the signage at chevron stations, California has the highest gas taxes of any state in the country.

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Squirrels are my biggest problem. Rabbits if things are at ground level.

Raccoons will definitely come destroy your shit though.

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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Great, someone I like just as much as

06.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if it’s a nuke in a box?

06.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Green leaves and pink flowers on gray stems

Green leaves and pink flowers on gray stems

My western redbud is both leafing out and flowering. I think in warmer environments that tends to happen. It isn’t as spectacular as they are when they flower first but I still enjoy it.

#californianativeplants #gardening 🌱

06.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad we decided that the rules of engagement didn’t apply any longer.

06.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What did you plant?

06.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe soon I’ll have Campa-Najjar

06.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That doesn’t seem great

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This one is really great, though that isn’t a surprise.

06.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

06.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They shouldn’t period

06.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m like half a mile away from having her as my representative but instead I get Issa.

06.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Bradley do you know how far nuke blasts travel? I should be good over in Lakeside if you get nuked right?

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna just assume Billy Ray Cyrus was your first listen

05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s quite a lineup.

05.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lol, imagine what the polling data must say for Gav to be saying this.

05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chalk me up as a big fan who was really sad when she stopped making solo records.

This one might still be my favorite.

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Between this and the ICE contracts Encinitas is just serving up L’s right now.

04.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His behavior also just doesn’t line up with it being an affair. With allegations like this I believe the victim until I see proof it didn’t happen. With a league that famously covers up things like this, I haven’t seen anything that exonerates him.

04.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fine with alleged rapist. But based on what I heard and read at the time I believe it was true. The reporting was mostly squashed because the person who accused him had left the US. As the allegations came out multiple local sports radio people talked about hearing the same from the organization

04.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly the idea that we can trust MLB’s handling of sexual assault allegations when they’ve show again and again that coverup is their first instinct is ridiculous.

04.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Butt sure, the manager of a World Series team resigned because of a consensual affair and not because of impending news about rape allegations, and then spent the next decade desperately trying to get another job as a MLB manager.

04.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also his victim was identified at the time, circumstances indicated it was pretty likely something very bad happened to her, and it was more than a a quickly deleted blog post. A lot of it has been scrubbed from the internet over the years.

04.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi I’m people

04.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure that person always comes to a complete stop at every light and stop sign and never goes even 1 mph above the speed limit.

04.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Maybe it will happen tomorrow!

Maybe it will happen tomorrow!

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0