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This quote isnt just out of touch or disappointing, its fucking dark. Gay people are not a conversation parents need to have with their kids? Knowing gay people exist doesnt require therapy??

Any parents who thinks that way needs to have their kids removed ASAP. Get in a volcano, Pete.

07.03.2026 23:47 👍 2858 🔁 898 💬 14 📌 7
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Mamdani has to step down or be forced out. He needs to go. He and his wife are terrorist sympathizers. He never should have been mayor and never should have been allowed to become an American citizen. Remove him from office.
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The first lady of New York City is an Islamist terrorist supporter.

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People get so touchy about money

08.03.2026 01:32 👍 383 🔁 39 💬 12 📌 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 👍 13026 🔁 4948 💬 86 📌 241

If they are hitting water infrastructure in Iran, that’s a crime against humanity on an enormous scale. I planned to publish something on Iran’s water crisis this week but it obviously got bumped. Iran was already in a critical state pre war, destroying water infrastructure will kill innocent people

07.03.2026 15:51 👍 683 🔁 207 💬 9 📌 8

Wonderful breakdown!!! The scariest part of these misrepresented stats is that they drive they idea that these beliefs are common and normal, which itself makes people more likely to align with them!!! It's a blight on every journalist who reported this uncritically

07.03.2026 23:30 👍 1688 🔁 562 💬 11 📌 6

would jesus not be mad if you kill a bunch of people to bring him back. is it okay if its to bring jesus back, i'm not up on all the rules i confess

08.03.2026 11:34 👍 1596 🔁 149 💬 67 📌 12
08.03.2026 15:37 👍 417 🔁 80 💬 13 📌 0

Does the page also mention that the original Famicom release was bugged and instead of showing this screen at all it just said りり

08.03.2026 22:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

has bombing a populace from the outside ever spurred that populace to rise up against their own government or is that just a thing we pretend happens even though it never does

08.03.2026 21:09 👍 2730 🔁 518 💬 62 📌 14

this would be the second most foolish thing trump could do in this situation, so i guess we can hope this means he was successfully talked out of the first most foolish thing he could do (drop a nuke somewhere)

07.03.2026 01:21 👍 1075 🔁 90 💬 14 📌 3

This headline gave me hope but it's misleading. TPC's statement isn't condemning at all; they just said they didn't authorize their IP's use and their "mission is not affiliated with any political viewpoint or agenda".

This really DOES hurt. In the face of WWIII, Pokémon's response is centrism.

07.03.2026 03:56 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

Damn that avocado really does know how to party.

07.03.2026 04:51 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

I don't think this is what is generally branded as "AI" though? Like this is just pretty standard deepfake VFX, they've had this for years.

They're trying to umbrella term "AI" as basically anything done on a computer to obfuscate the actually bad generative LLM shit.

07.03.2026 02:20 👍 611 🔁 200 💬 8 📌 0
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The White House shitter account posted a pro-iran war propaganda video that included clips of the yugioh anime, so I figure this is a good time to remind everyone that Kazuki Takahashi was staunchly anti-war and he died a hero, unlike any american in Iran right now.

07.03.2026 02:25 👍 1858 🔁 930 💬 21 📌 13

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

07.03.2026 03:12 👍 4157 🔁 1024 💬 2 📌 0

If you're wondering how transparent a bill like "Stop the Sexualization of Children Act" could be -

This isn't about combating child exploitation, this is censoring LGBT expression under the guise of combating child exploitation.

Please call and tell your senators/representatives to stop this.

07.03.2026 04:52 👍 559 🔁 499 💬 7 📌 5

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

06.03.2026 17:00 👍 3044 🔁 956 💬 46 📌 85

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

06.03.2026 16:04 👍 5017 🔁 1006 💬 66 📌 9

His last words were “I’m sorry sir”

07.03.2026 17:58 👍 201 🔁 80 💬 2 📌 1

This one too... please call, email, write, whatever to your senators and reps to keep online safety goals from being marred by and associated with blatant censorship, privacy invasion, and control of free speech.

07.03.2026 06:37 👍 304 🔁 364 💬 0 📌 0
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So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

07.03.2026 18:05 👍 10685 🔁 1453 💬 781 📌 511

anyway using this browser extension is the morally correct thing to do
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07.03.2026 18:48 👍 44 🔁 45 💬 0 📌 0
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It is still happening. No country is stepping in. Cuba has helped so many movements and people around the world and they are being abandoned to die

07.03.2026 14:08 👍 2584 🔁 914 💬 23 📌 5

Dark Desertapir with googly eyes

06.03.2026 23:35 👍 55 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0

chalk up another failure for 'bomb them until they overthrow their own government for us' i'm sure it'll work one of these days

06.03.2026 03:23 👍 1572 🔁 196 💬 23 📌 4

there's an entire class of bitter never-rans pissed off they missed the era of Rock Star Social Media Maker Guy. they wanted to be the new Toms from MySpace but ended up the Mike who runs a fucked up phpBB that got big on accident. but they don't want to give up that shred of clout by shutting up.

05.03.2026 23:39 👍 98 🔁 36 💬 2 📌 0

It’s almost like if someone’s basic needs are being met, they’re less likely to commit crimes

05.03.2026 18:21 👍 1795 🔁 591 💬 8 📌 3

Big news, and not good news, but luckily for us we have time. It needs to get to the committee of rules FIRST before heading to the main house chamber.

This means our fight is not over.

We will need to fight HARDER

#savespeech #notodigitalid

05.03.2026 20:29 👍 515 🔁 652 💬 0 📌 0

congrats to TERFs for making womanhood into something that must be constantly interrogated and tested. we now live in a world where *every* woman is considered a man until proven otherwise

06.03.2026 00:50 👍 73 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 0