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Michael Barr

@michaelcbarr

Baseball nut, Mariners apologist, active beer consumer and bullshit caller.

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John Smoltz is just a horrible commentator

20.10.2025 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, it's awful. Everyone thinks it's awful.

20.10.2025 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in baseball. Canadians are more creative than that

20.10.2025 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The #bluejays gotta do better than that coat, it's embarrassing for everyone

20.10.2025 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The #Mariners almost have to try to extend Polanco at this point. 2/$30? Mutual option 3rd year?

13.10.2025 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Extended family from Philly have modified thir hats to rally for the #Mariners.

12.10.2025 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No doubt the Blue Jays were rooting for Detroit

12.10.2025 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a tank but that's like running a marathon

11.10.2025 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If there was ever a game where two teams should have shown the respect and humility to shake hands on the field it was the #Mariners vs #Detroit game last night. So much respect for Detroit in that series. I wish for this for #MLB

11.10.2025 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did no major media outlet mention that Cal Raleigh caught 15 innings straight for the #Mariners

11.10.2025 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Fox 13 crew is really really bad

11.10.2025 06:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look at the empty seats in Houston on a Sunday with a team in the pennant race. The Astros are a garbage fanbase.

22.09.2025 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@espn was brutal tonight in the Seattle Houston game. Just awful broadcasting.

22.09.2025 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone check on Rick Rizzs, he doesn't know Cal Raleigh already has 50 HR's. #Mariners

31.08.2025 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Desperate for the Mariners to extend Naylor. He's exactly what this team needs.

11.08.2025 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking for airbnb, hotel, other lodging accommodation recommendations in #Leavenworth, Wa.

10.08.2025 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's hoping the whiny #Mariners fan base will finally stfu about the team not trying to win. This is the most balanced and talented roster since 2001.

01.08.2025 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't know #Atlanta Braves fans were such assholes. It's the All Star game, can you maybe not boo players?

15.07.2025 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All these kids getting drafted in the #mlb draft clearly come from wealthy families. Makes me sad for working class kids with talent who can't afford travel teams, private coaches, etc.

13.07.2025 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the #Mariners will have two #51's hanging from the rafters

02.06.2025 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, the #Mariners should not sign Chris Taylor. He's now a defensive liability to go along with a vacant bat. There's no reason to carry a "veteran presence" until rosters expand -- so maybe in September?

19.05.2025 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jerry needs to swing a deal for Alcantara asap. M's aren't going to survive with three scrubs in the rotation.

14.05.2025 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ben Williamson over his last 10 games, 35 PA's: .200/.200/.229 with zero walks, 11 strikeouts, one extra base hit.

Too many holes in this lineup with him, Rowdy, Tavares, Garver... hard to score runs when you have 2-3 rally killers in the lineup on any given day.

14.05.2025 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So far Leody Tavaras as a #Mariner is hitting .150/.182/.200 for a wRC+ of 8. Yes, eight. So 92% worse than league average. It's only been 6 games so maybe give him a break but his outfield defense hasn't been thrilling either, which is really the hole he was supposed to plug.

14.05.2025 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Mariners calendar idea: every month, another picture of a gruesome bruise on Cal Raleigh's body. I'd buy it.

14.05.2025 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is it so important who the pope is? It's a religion of pedophiles and liars.

09.05.2025 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seattle Mariners have the second best winning percentage in the AL. Nuts.

01.05.2025 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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True facts are true

18.04.2025 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 49614 ๐Ÿ” 8857 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 884 ๐Ÿ“Œ 276

Hi, Iโ€™m autistic and Iโ€™m the mayor of my city.

17.04.2025 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 24060 ๐Ÿ” 4630 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 617 ๐Ÿ“Œ 161

The entire AL West has negative run differentials.

18.04.2025 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0