Cheryl

@jeff-merkley.bsky.social @wyden.senate.gov Can we get some follow up on this reporting?

Strikes me as the old “we have to spend the whole budget to justify next year’s budget” shenanigans, where they have ballooned their budget to a point where they are forced to find increasingly bananas ways to spend it all.

How flipable is the seat?

Like the people who act like they’ve been to an airport before. Always appreciate it.

Ooo… I didn’t know that! Very clever.

I think it’s one for the Olympics and one for the Para-Olympics. Both quite cute and stoaty and available to purchase as plushies apparently.

Mine now does the dog equivalent of not knowing why I walked into a room. She just freezes in place for like a full minute in the middle of nowhere. It feels like a memory issue to me, but yeah… who knows really? Glitchy.

Doing my post & delete shenanigans over the mildest takes ever, while people are sending snuff films from their myname@aol.com accounts.

Oh no… can I handle it right now???

Noticed it today also… hate it.

A little shop I follow because it makes Disney-themed stickers & patches just sent a marketing email yesterday promoting pre-order of a new FUCK ICE patch. They’ve lost the suburban Disney moms.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

I only saw it for the first time this holiday and I HATED it.

Came here for this… thank you 🫡

4?

Exhausting, but accurate

This tells me that 3% of people who say they are democrats are lying

I miss the screen saver where it just snowed and snow piled up on things on the screen. I want that back.

Would happily spend half a day at a movie theater like I’m 12. Bring it.

Can’t even hallucinate a win for the Pirates

The 1994 double cancelation was devastating

Never not funny

Lucille Bluth saying “I mean it’s one health care, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?”

Build Back Worse doesn’t have the same ring to it, but go off queens

Far prefer the Cumberbatch Grinch. The Carey Grinch feels too dark to me, which is honestly hard to do.

It was a perfect phone call, John.

Maybe just a light spritz, as you would with a naughty cat

What is the slogan of American politics in 2025, Alex?