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@luluvohn

hockey, fat af, anxiety for days (opinions my own, not employer’s). #HomeFreeVocalBand #FlyEaglesFly #OskarStrong #BlackLivesMatter

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AND a Baby Barkey goal??? We are so blessed

07.03.2026 23:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A DEBUT GOAL FOR BUMP

07.03.2026 23:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jamie Drysdale??? Fighting???

07.03.2026 23:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My own tweet from the other place, dated July 3, 2023: "Brink it! Bump it! Bonk it!" with a picture of a bop it toy.

My own tweet from the other place, dated July 3, 2023: "Brink it! Bump it! Bonk it!" with a picture of a bop it toy.

In honor of Alex Bump's first start tonight (sorry Bobby)

07.03.2026 20:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Canada’s sledge hockey goal song (1, 2, 3, 4 by Alan Doyle) is SO exponentially better than USA using Free Bird for every single team

07.03.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My doctor wants me to do more PT. My physical therapist wants me to do more PT. I, the person who lives in my body, want to do more PT. But now I have to take two weeks off while insurance decides if they’ll pay for more. Make it make sense.

07.03.2026 15:47 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin

07.03.2026 18:41 👍 1177 🔁 178 💬 3 📌 6

oh no, so many sad Italians

07.03.2026 16:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BIG open ice hit

07.03.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooooh quick goal for Italy!

07.03.2026 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Decent crowd for the USA/Italy sledge hockey game

07.03.2026 16:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My doctor wants me to do more PT. My physical therapist wants me to do more PT. I, the person who lives in my body, want to do more PT. But now I have to take two weeks off while insurance decides if they’ll pay for more. Make it make sense.

07.03.2026 15:47 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Your 2026 Winter Paralympics Primer The Paralympics are the most mind-blowing sporting event on earth. Let's tune in and saying WOW and WHAT and HOW for the next two weeks!

IT IS TIME FOR THE WINTER PARALYMPICS!!!!

The Paralympics are the most consistently mind-blowing sporting event on the calendar. I promise you simply reading about how various Paralympic events work will make you say WHAT?!? or HOW?!?!? out loud at least once

06.03.2026 18:09 👍 349 🔁 113 💬 5 📌 7
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Important commentary here

07.03.2026 13:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now we’ve got the guide for the visually impaired athlete from Slovakia who’s only wearing a bib on top. No shirt at all.

07.03.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A white man wearing bib number 86, skiing in shorts and short sleeves

A white man wearing bib number 86, skiing in shorts and short sleeves

Put on some para biathlon this morning and this man is biathlon-ing in shorts:

07.03.2026 11:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I have to pick two because they're both excellent

07.03.2026 02:56 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Ah yes, his sson

06.03.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How scoring and timing works in the Paralympics 🎿 Data from International Paralympic Committee and International Ski and Snowboard Federation TikTok video by SportsBall

I just watched this one a few minutes ago. I love this account in general and I appreciated the breakdown of the scoring:

06.03.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I saw the same tiktok! I love that I'm getting Paralympic content

06.03.2026 22:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gatorade – Sledge Hockey – NHL Players’ POV
Gatorade – Sledge Hockey – NHL Players’ POV YouTube video by GatoradeCanada

Since the Paralympics start today, it's time for my regular reminder that sled(ge) hockey is really fricking hard:

06.03.2026 22:55 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

The one time I ordered from Wonder I got one of the pies and mine was also good. Made me want to go to Brooklyn for more of whatever they make.

06.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that's just the way it is

06.03.2026 18:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe Foligno requested Minnesota so he can play with his brother, but trading your captain for a bag of pucks never sits well with me

06.03.2026 17:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was even going to say “Nick Foligno, watch out” and here we are

06.03.2026 17:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PT: let me adjust this bike seat for you, your legs are too long
Me: yeah I do have weirdly long legs for my height
PT: you do
Me: thank you for agreeing that they’re weird

06.03.2026 15:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Denver Barkey certified iPad kid

06.03.2026 01:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My joints sound like the In the Air Tonight drum solo a lot of the time

06.03.2026 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Czech goalie duel!

06.03.2026 00:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It appears that one of the main criteria for being traded this deadline is being named Nick

05.03.2026 20:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1