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Tewkesbury isn't that bad is it?

David Bowie.

Life on Mars and Dancing in the Street.

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding the other 's arm . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding the other 's arm .

Wife wastes husband's weekend dragging him around tile shops to view bathroom tiles.

Husband rapidly loses his will to live and says to wife "you can pick them, I trust your judgement"

Husband sees the tiles on the bathroom wall......

How is this suddenly a thing?

Why couldn't the Tories and Lib Dems understand how much of a bad idea it was to saddle graduates with the highest student debt of any country?

Yeah. The prick bought it, hard to get him off.

I wasn't expecting that.

They should be drowned.

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Daniel Hannan - not sure he's an actual celebrity, more like a high profile lying cnut.

Anyway he blocked me when I called him a liar, which he demonstrably is.

a man wearing a bow tie and vest is clapping his hands in front of a window . ALT: a man wearing a bow tie and vest is clapping his hands in front of a window .

Spurs are going down aren't they.

The tea was cold at Goodison. It's like they didn't know there were thousands of people rocking up at 3pm on a Saturday.

I say sign a decent number 9. Let's see if they do.

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Completely irrelevant, they're not going to sell things at a loss because you think they should.

So you expect them to pay more for a commodity on the international markets, to sell on to you at a loss?

That's like saying to DFS you're going to sell all your sofas for £20 from now on.

I think they'd just laugh at you.

So who pays the difference?

Too old

"It hasn't come through yet" means the GP hasn't prescribed it.

Be even better if you could collect them at your local pharmacy.

Because they're getting pounded.

Hannan is Peruvian. I wish he'd fook off back there.

Seeing that the vast majority of people think Gladiator is a great film, maybe you're just underrating it.

The wankers deserve each other.

Israeli murders don't get added to the total.

If you join or stay in the US military, then you've willingly signed up to fight in the next war for oil.

Where is the count of dead Iranians? How many children have died? Or don't these matter?

It was 4.

I've had North of 4 pints on more than one occasion, and I couldn't understand why I was an absolute gibbering wreck.

Loopy juice.

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