Woodlouse [18+]

panken doing gay stuff.. swoon..

I played OoT 3D with a walkthrough of some of the more complex dungeons as a teen. I definitely think the game is so fucking good but i would not recommend someone play it without a gamefaq's walkthrough in their back pocket to rely on for the dumb things.

*ties my boobs up with ribbons*

ok cool

my scraps folder on FA has all the gross variants of stuff i draw

same with gwen. there's a lot of fictional young women who established in my mind that being feminine was 99% about being a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE bitch so now im bisexual

princess ruto was my childhood crush but i was bad at the game so i never made it to the adult water temple so like 90% of my childhood was spent polishing the thought of child ruto like dorodango

reposting an ancient image bc its real

me at the card store when my check hits: bring me lorwyn

kinda funny that RE8 has a guy turning into a wolf on his cover but seemingly all people can talk about is that fucking goth mommy so i dont have any idea if there even is a cool wolf shifting guy in the game

if you draw roxie richter anything less than 250 lbs you are not seeing heaven

Dadposting is forever.

I post selfies for, like, 3 people. Its entirely because I want them to call me pretty and touch on me.

Im pretty. My dad said so.

I havent paid for a nintendo product in 2 years and im not turning in that chip yet

I have the heart of a true incestposter

Dead on

Right?? And its so bad if youre a woman, there was this one guest that everyone complained about and always treated me so weird and i had to be nice to him because he was some ultra platinum level douche. He was so gross!!!!!

'Feral child' raised by wolves who has mostly learned the ins and outs of modern society, but every time she encounters a problem she doesnt know how to deal with, she just starts barking.

Dressing up like your dad's favorite furbait waifu for his birthday except he has awful taste and you cant wipe the moody expression off your face.

daughter: you could get me to do anything, by the way. You could exploit our dynamic to its fullest extent. You could have me on my knees in a second.

dad: but i dont want any of that right now. I want you to do the dishes

daughter: FUCK!!!

Im sorry. Im a bad anticapitalist. I'm pirating Tomodachi Life 2 as soon as it drops. I want to put my friends on the funny island.

This one is real sorry.

Daughter who, in every selfie she takes, accentuates her boobs a little for her dad

Everyone hates your dad because they think hes a super strict busybody who keeps you from hanging out. Little do they know, you keep making up the "my dad said i cant go :'(" excuse because every night you wind up between his legs in one way or another. You can't go a night without it.

*needy* dad.. dad who sees you in a cute little number for date night with the girls and he spends the entire time before you go to spend the day with him instead. Groping you through your dress, humping you, debasing himself entirely so he can show you how much he loves your outfit.

Jealous dad.. jealous dad who sees you out on a date (he expressly said *no boys*) and as soon as you get home he spends the rest of your night groping and teasing you to remind you that you're *his*

Dad who makes his daughter bounce on a dildo in front of him. Watching her tits bounce is the only thing that turns him on anymore.

Like.. coins? Thats just a purchase.

Maybe one. If you're lucky.