I told my wife about this and she audibly retched when I listed the components.

So you’re telling me there’s a show called peaky blinders, another show called fawlty towers, and they’re in completely different genres?

BBC, you good?

Wednesday 13 opening up for Alice Cooper.

@daniwelch.bsky.social

Ok, but before I read the rest of the sentence I genuinely thought, “shellacking the dead ferret” was the WILDEST reference to masturbation I’ve ever seen.

Were you on natural medicines when you talked about pardoning Tina Peters?

ATG.

He stayed up all night dying his underwear.

Expressed*

I was always curious about the exact details of sugar babying. Is there a spares contract or more of a handshake deal?

It was a weird design choice. I know everybody’s crazy about that movie but I didn’t love it at all.

If they say no tell them they’re a bunch of primitive screw heads.

I expect a full SFGATE article singing its praises.

a man in a police uniform has a patch on his chest that says nypd ALT: a man in a police uniform has a patch on his chest that says nypd

Hm, one sex scene. Can always just take her out for that…

How appropriate it is it for a weird little kid who likes horror stuff? She’s seen the previews and has repeatedly asked to see it. Over the top violence and cursing is fine. Torture porn and nudity not so much.

I remember reading your when it first came out. I’ve always enjoyed Todd’s work and I’m glad he landed on his feet.

What do you recommend?

Gotta move into the Heisei. Peak era IMO.

The deal with airplane food now is that we don’t even fucking get it.

Last year I took a flight to Europe, same length as a flight from NY to CA, but they offered food and that shitty microwave pasta pouch was exquisite.

I used to rent this from the indie video store in the early 90s as a kid. Top tier.

No, no. You’re up to speed.

Bringing back the found footage trend.

ILLEGAL conflict. What the hell, dude?

Absolute waste of a very game *spoiler*

I refuse to get shot in an alley just so my daughter can spend the rest of her life bailing metro-man out of a jam.

We the people aren’t responsible for making sure corporate landlords turn a profit, and we’re not 👏 responsible 👏 for 👏 the 👏 orphan 👏 to 👏 sidekick👏 pipeline!

A one star review, “this is the kind of garbage immature virgin teenagers write.”

Jokes on this guy. I’ve done sex so many times.

Time loop wedding horror? Yes please.

I will defend the first Bayformers to the death, but they fell off a cliff IMMEDIATELY after that.

Ok, I may have to marathon these.