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Hank Braxtan

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I make movies for the dollar bin. Director - Glowzies, Dead Zone, Snake Outta Compton, Chemical Peel, Return of the Ghostbusters 5-Time-Emmy-Loser Veteran, US Army Colorado Avalanche aficionado

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Latest posts by Hank Braxtan @braxtan

Anything involving AI is embarrassing.

06.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had the same mouse pad for over 20 years.

06.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once children become bored with their current plaything, they will forget about it and move on to the next toy.

05.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 17081 ๐Ÿ” 5653 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 128 ๐Ÿ“Œ 101

Is this 4k theatrical, or another "ignore"?

03.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why starship consoles explode

26.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 261 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Second place is the first loser.

No Fear

22.02.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just don't use AI. It's that easy.

09.02.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jean-luc picard

26.01.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 176 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is why I love the Western Slope.

Every day is the superbowl.

25.01.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You really should try to catch it in a theater. Needs a great sound system because the music is awesome.

22.01.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bet 365's advertising budget seems to be diminished.

22.01.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The jury is still out on whose lies have hurt society the most. The anti-vaxers or the anti-rinsers?

16.01.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Credit to the director for the perfect cut to the close-up.

09.01.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Start your calculations for timewarp.

07.01.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Damn I wish y'all would analyze propaganda as much as y'all analyzing the Stranger Things finale

Damn I wish y'all would analyze propaganda as much as y'all analyzing the Stranger Things finale

And AI and so many other things.

07.01.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My hope for 2026 is that I'll finally be able to see which messages my friends on iPhones are reacting to in my Android.

01.01.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And who can forget the millions of parodies that followed?

18.12.2025 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Headache is always the worst.

13.12.2025 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always been a Mortal Kombat guy, but this looks ridiculous in the right way.

12.12.2025 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I simply can't get over the fact that I have to read and agree to terms and conditions before I can play a video game.

30.10.2025 06:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lemme Produce.

05.09.2025 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We quit like 3 episodes in.

03.07.2025 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could have unloaded that cap hit to retain Kadri.

02.07.2025 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kadri > Manson > Girard

02.07.2025 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No fit here, unfortunately.

29.06.2025 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Round 3 would have been assured. Probably SCF.

29.06.2025 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tropic Thunder put trailer voiceover out of a job.

22.06.2025 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You just can't go into a movie blind in this day and age. Unless you totally avoid the internet, you've got headlines all over the place telling you how to feel about the movie you haven't seen yet. Unfollow.

21.06.2025 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0