JReid is Nothing

Just a friendly reminder that every American's security is now in the hands of someone named "Markwayne"...

The navigator who replaces Goose in Top Gun is a black dude named “Sundown.” That’s fucked up.

As an addendum to my previous post, is Top Gun the stupidest film ever made?

Does anyone believe that Top Gun era Tom Cruise could actually spike a volleyball?

Supertramp is my favourite klezmer band.

A strange man holds a hard boiled egg that looks like the Death Star in Star Wars.

Check out this hard boiled egg what looks like the Death Star!

Did I just see Questlove playing a fiddle?

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, CAN SOMEONE OUT THERE PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT STONED IS STILL THE WAY OF THE WALK?!?!?!?

The best part about the pandemic is that it taught me how to turn on every type of faucet with my elbows.

I'm currently writing a porn film about a 62 year old general contractor who has sex with his wealthy female clients. I haven't settled on a title yet, but I'm leaning towards "This Old Hose."

Rob Schneider was born with a divorce certificate in his hands.

Squirrels die every day.

Think on that for a while.

Close your eyes when Steve-O’s talking and try to tell me it’s not Harvey Fierstein.

Canada's greatest contribution to the world isn't insulin or alkaline batteries or the Java programming language. It's turning the word "beauty" into an adjective.

“I only care about two things: anti-Semitism and square dancing. Looks like we’re all out of hay bails.”

- Henry Ford (1933)

It's funny that one of the most famous punk/goth/metal guys in the world is named Glenn.

The funniest thing I saw in 2025 was a pornstar saying “oh my gosh” while having an orgasm.

Advice to all the frat boys out there: don't draw cocks on your friend's face when he's passed out. Draw them on his cock.

Do you know who could have really benefited from taking a gap year?

Adolf Hitler.

Is there anything hotter than 80s era Bob Newhart in a pair of reading glasses?

The world changed forever the moment some asshole convinced a significant amount of people to avoid eating the best part of an egg and focus all their attention on the worst part of an egg.

#eggwhitesareshit

The saddest people in the world are the poor bastards who submit video comments on TMZ Live.

Why do so many MAGA dudes look like Cabbage Patch Kids?

PLAY THE MR BELVEDERE THEME SONG AND THEN GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE!!!

Nonsensical opinion: windows are woke.

Billy Barty owned a roller rink/concert venue called "Billy Barty's Roller Fantasy."

Motorhead played there.

This might not seem real, but I assure you it is.

Can anyone tell me the precise moment the two dudes from Tears for Fears disbanded and then reformed as Ween?

There’s something about Barron Trump’s personal style that reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns adopts Bart and dresses him in his own ill fitting suits.