Captain Fabulous ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ––๐ŸŽถ's Avatar

Captain Fabulous ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ––๐ŸŽถ

@alexww1701

He/him. Cis male. Lover of Wonder Woman, superheroes, comics, and Star Trek. Super nerd. Forever democrat. Cat dad. Vocalist, IT pro, licensed cosmetologist. WARNING: some NSFW content. ๐Ÿ“Boston, MA

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Going off social media for awhile.

15.02.2025 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morning, stud!

15.02.2025 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.02.2025 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're getting 4 to 6 in of snow tonight. ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ™„

15.02.2025 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's because you are!

15.02.2025 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

15.02.2025 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too!

15.02.2025 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜˜

15.02.2025 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A naked man lying in bed, visible from his navel to mid thigh, his flaccid penis lying to the right.

A naked man lying in bed, visible from his navel to mid thigh, his flaccid penis lying to the right.

Who wants to give him the attention he needs and make him grow big and strong? #FCF

14.02.2025 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 180 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horsepaste

14.02.2025 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I made the cut!

14.02.2025 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good boy

14.02.2025 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I would make sure he was all tuckered out and ready for sleep. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

14.02.2025 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is covering his nose with his hand and saying i love you . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his nose with his hand and saying i love you .
14.02.2025 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I flood your hole?

14.02.2025 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn shame his name wasn't Jonah.

14.02.2025 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dick root!!!

14.02.2025 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The better question is what does your clutch look like and does it match your shoes?

14.02.2025 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the federal government is still giving away some too.

14.02.2025 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad thing is they will indeed find someone who is fool enough or enough of a coward to file their motion.

14.02.2025 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, Canada! โค๏ธ

14.02.2025 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 700 ๐Ÿ” 133 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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a man is holding his arms up in the air and saying yes . ALT: a man is holding his arms up in the air and saying yes .
14.02.2025 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

14.02.2025 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between your cheeks?

14.02.2025 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a superhero costume is holding a sword in front of a building ALT: a man in a superhero costume is holding a sword in front of a building

"Does this helmet make my sword look long and fat?"

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

14.02.2025 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes please! โค๏ธ

14.02.2025 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I wouldn't mind seeing it in person! ๐Ÿ˜‚

14.02.2025 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does look like you need some servicing. I'm more than happy to oblige. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅต

14.02.2025 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A naked man lying in bed, visible from his navel to mid thigh, his flaccid penis lying to the right.

A naked man lying in bed, visible from his navel to mid thigh, his flaccid penis lying to the right.

Who wants to give him the attention he needs and make him grow big and strong? #FCF

14.02.2025 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 180 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lucky hat! ๐Ÿ˜

14.02.2025 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0