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01.03.2026 23:57
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Is it? There's not a version I could read which would take ten minutes and deliver the same information? I absolutely have to sit in front of a screen and watch YouTube and its fucking advertisements to get this information?
I have doubts.
When Satire Is The Most Accurate News
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Sure. But the problem is, the lunatics have taken over.
Shots fired! The Shovel wins The Internet today.
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It remaineth as ever!
Quick-swap battery in a vehicle with 400-500km range, and a price tag of $22,000 Ozbucks. If there's a option to add some charge to those batteries by hooking into the home solar or whatever, this is the car I want.
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Good to see Far North Queensland hasn't drifted any closer to sanity since I left it decades ago...
Yeah, but T Swift ain't in her mid-seventies. She gets there, can pull the same crowds and bring the same energy, she gets the same respect from me. Until then? She's her own thing, and honestly doesn't much interest me.
Ridiculously bad watercolour entitled 'Rainy Day'. Depicts a blue quilt on a bed, with two feet sticking out from under it. A red book lies open on the bed. On a near table is a glass of red wine. A tabby cat is curled up asleep on the floor at the foot of the bed.
I'm sure this is creepy. I'm just trying to figure out how creepy it is, and why...
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The sad thing about this? Kennedy will never know, nor comprehend, just how thoroughly and savagely he just got burned.
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So. Right knee joint completely replaced, Tuesday last week. Recovery and rehab going fine. Pain is tedious, though.
Bugger.
Did you get your jabs this year?
Great Cthulhu!
Anybody seen Trump's responses yet? I'm curious as to what mangled rhetoric missile he launches after this...
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Trump and Putin shaking hands in front of flags. Caption says "Putin grabbing America by the pussy."
Picture of a turtle, with a Popular Mechanics article headline above. The headline states "Scientists Just Found 41,000 Turtles Hiding In Plain Sight."
Ninja Turtles! It was only a matter of time...
(Glances sideways at Texas.)
Have to admit: if I was a federal, elected Democrat watching Trump fill DC with troops and assuming control of the police, I'd be considering an extended trip to Chicago.
You know. Before I got an involuntary trip to a cage in a Florida swamp.
Image of a black van with I.C.E written on the side. Two men in black body armour and black balaclava masks get out, each carrying an automatic rifle. In the foreground is a person wearing hundreds of sheets of paper with what looks like print on it, like the pages of a book. The person is entirely covered by the paper. One of the men in black says "I don't see anything." Caption below says Clever Migrant wears the Epstein Files to Hide from Trump Administration.
Okay, yeah. Sometimes size does matter.
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