Nic "GreyAshe"

The S&P (shit & poop) 500

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

People don't properly appreciate the dual role performance of Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks!.

My girlfriend and I started playing Mario Party 8 the other day after finding her old Wii and you wouldn't tell its been unplugged for a decade.

"Wrexham co-owner Rob McElhenney underscored his frustrations with the video assistant referee during Saturday’s FA Cup defeat to Chelsea by reiterating the explicit chant delivered by his club’s fans: “FUCK VAR.”"

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🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

🤣🤣🤣

Back from my self imposed 24 hour Bluesky suspension. If I wasn't laughing I'd be crying at this point.

No, we dont.

Costco CEO says any tariff refunds it gets will flow back to members through 'lower prices and better values' Costco challenges the US government over IEEPA tariffs, with CEO Ron Vachris pledging to pass refund benefits to members.

Costco is now demanding that Trump pay them back for his tariffs so they can refund all of their customers.

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

I didn’t realize that much like Patel and the other chuds in this admin, Mullin’s just a wittle guy with a complex

WHY IS THIS NOT BEING REPORTED!!!!!!!

The Iranian ship was there because India invited it to the Milan naval exercise, and under the rules it was not carrying ammunition. Despite this, a US submarine attacked and sank the defenceless ship.
www.reddit.com/r/UnderRepor...

I'm starting to think this guy doesn't care about the future of the Iranian people or stability in the Middle East

Fucking disgusting to see such horrid people use Christianity as a shield on this man when they all know he's a fucking pig in demon's clothing.

Look at that snake Vinai looking like he’s going to get lynched at the end of the season. Fella they’ll do it at the end of this match ya double agent bastard!

Love Spurs - COYS all the way. But game is off and no faith has been restored today.

These players are thick. I can’t help it. It’s awful to say but they have no brain. They are so under pressure they’ve lost the plot.

......I got nothing, sorry everybody 2-1 and Tel as a LWB.....I'm just.....I'm tired, exhausted, and it's not half-time yet

We are going down folks and all I can think is we fired Ange because of 17th and ripped the soul from this club with it.

#coys.

We played for defense and our defense got lost in all the defense we were supposed to do.

So we brought people on to play for a park the bus defense, and now we are lost again. Why bissouma?

I appreciate Tudor making changes but Souza... damn.

Souza, Gray, Solanke. Wow.

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

[MISSILE HITS PAINTING WITH SPECTACULAR FORCE. THE PAINTING IS DESTROYED.]

SON: Dad, but the painting is ruined! All that work for nothing!

FATHER: No, son. That’s job security. Tomorrow… we paint again.

Whether this is real or not, I want a movie about post-apocalyptic artists who survive by painting decoys like a bunch of bloodthirsty Splatoon characters.