Kelsey.
@dianawueger
PhD candidate in Political Science at UChicago and Faculty Associate for Research at Naval Postgrad School. I study conventional weapons, nuclear strategy, South Asia, and ships. Typically spotted wearing pink and talking loud about birds.
Kelsey.
Iβm dying laughing at this mental image. Thank you.
Two days ago, it is very probable that leaders in both India and Pakistan didn't want things to get to this point, even as they wanted to pursue their political goals against the other. The thing about escalation is that it has a logic independent of what the players involved often want.
This is my new philanthropic tech company NazgΓ»l. It is very innocent and good and definitely not made to create a "global terrordrome" that will allow me to bend the world to my will. It will require a $400 trillion funding round. Do not read anything into my title change from CEO to Witch-King.
Believing that India & Pakistan can always 'manage hostility' or control escalation is a dangerous illusion. Every crisis unfolds in new conditions, shaped by shifting politics, evolving technologies, and human misjudgments. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/27/w...
I think I remember Dale Carnegie saying something about making sure to hold up the number of fingers when you mention numbers while leaving standard voicemails. It really drives your seriousnessness home.
My gender is now βNancy Mace wearing a napkin-bib and thinking she looks v profeshβ
As an alum, I'm looking forward to hearing how my alma mater, which prides itself as a protector of free speech, is taking action on behalf of these students/fellow alums.
@uchicagoalumni.bsky.social
You canβt fool me, that is obviously a loaf of bread in pajamas
Two unicorns, Dennis and Butterscotch, looking into the future. There is a blinding white light. The text reads: What's that? It's the future! Will there be cupcakes? There'll be whatever we make!
Whatever we make.
THERE I GOT ONE ARE YOU HAPPY OR AT LEAST CONTENTED I REALLY HOPE YOU ARE DOING OKAY I LOVE YOU KBYE
You are terrible and I love you.