if you're child is too small for me to see over the dashboard of my Ford Raptor, THAT'S 👏 ON 👏 YOU 👏. make a bigger child
04.03.2026 03:28
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if you're child is too small for me to see over the dashboard of my Ford Raptor, THAT'S 👏 ON 👏 YOU 👏. make a bigger child
hit the squock so hard i got that gremular orbosis. got the milk sweat, that slippin cornea. hit that shit so hard my dog levitated two feet off the floor and got a job
best part of not taking your meds for 5 days is being able to cum again. time to hit up the aquarium
saw my reflection in the eye of a sparrow, it was headed west
hey pussy we're gonna go unload our glocks into a rotisserie chicken down the wawa. you want in on this shit?
*six bees in my ass voice*: there's six bees in my ass
eat the rich
kill yourself kill your
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huh, very clever
sneaky without the format
slippery mummyn
fresh flesh carpentry
living jigsaw puzzle meat
man missing pieces
UH OH PARTY FOUL
HAIKU WEEK SIN DETECTED
STRAIGHT TO MOON PRISON
used cars, west ennui
vehicular hostages
suck exhaust rich boy
coming to you live
inside your dad i now wait
online parasite
chunky piss is here
now in kidneys everywhere
celebrate your pain
corroborated
ethically studied ham
pork science will reign
it's earth's haiku week. post/reply in haiku or get moon imprisoned
there's a small, pink man dancing on my grave. he's pink as a grapefruit, probably from all the exercise dancing
the government want you to know. they want you to share the miracle. mix every cleaning chemical you can find into a gatorade bottle and drink it. they need you to know that this is how we make it. this is how we break through.
cutting my tuna with mayo just to feel something
pepper expert here ☝️ if a pepper bites you, even after death, it means you've accidentally stepped through its territory! put a gun in my mouth and pump the trigger, playboy!
mission impossible: dad reckoning. 1.5 hours of dad looking at burgers on the grill and going mmhmmm i reckon that's done. tom cruise scissor kicks me into space
that's raw as hell
all five of my thumbs point to the east. i can't control it. it's like a physical metaphor for optimism
follow a toad, you'll see
all toads lead to rome
look upon my twerks ye mighty and despair; the booty is poppin for thee
"living" in "skin"
building a machine that will end
am pegrant
popping a clutch of horse eggs like jellybeans. gonna hatch in my tummy and give the gut flora something to bet on