Anakana Schofield

I'd be quite happy to transform into either a cat or Jessie Buckley myself.

I wrote an 8500 word article that picked up nearly 5 million views in its first weekend, leading to a Hollywood option. 80% of readers made it to the end. It still trends sometimes.

Thanks so much! It's working fine now. Is there a limit on how many writers we can nominate? Is it one?

Hey there good folks of Ireland I am going to be all over your island with my wee island book. (By your island, I also mean my island). Please come join me at one of these lovely events #FewAndFarBetween

Yiyun Li in Conversation with Prof. Anthony Domestico Yiyun Li is the author of twelve books, including the novel The Book of Goose (2022), winner of the PEN/Faulkner Award for Fiction; the story colle...

On March 18, come see Yiyun Li (@appletwigli.bsky.social) at Purchase College as part of the Durst Distinguished Lecture Series! Free and open to the public.

www.purchase.edu/calendar/eve...

The EU is getting closer to Canada. Natural we join. 🤝 Then we can extend to Japan.

This would be equivalent of suburbs of Dublin & 63 towns being bombed in response to IRA activity.

TELEGRAM
...YOU NEED A REASONABLE PARTY TO NEGOTIATE.
THEY DON'T HAVE ANY REASONABLE PARTY TO NEGOTIATE WITH...
Bombing 63 towns, phosphorus attacks on 13, forced displacement of civilians AFTER the Lebanese govt gave assurances on Hezbollah Tuesday.
THIS ISN'T REASONABLE OR REASONED.
It's murder

“Schofield has always pushed form in her novels, but she tips it off the cliff in this one“
fabulous apt description!

Timothy Chalamet is truly an ignorant idiot. Opera and ballet don’t want you bruh. Get a hold of yourself.

I read two pieces today that were so awful, and by awful I mean the writing, that they sent me to hot whiskey and Dostoyevsky to recover. Medicinal but not sustainable. Stop writing rubbish lads.

Ok now I have since seen the start of the Sakura blooming 🌸locally

The link on the program details is broken. Do writers have to be nominated by others? How does the program work?

The Notebook Trilogy by Ágota Kristóf

The cover for the Penguin Classics edition of Ágota Kristóf's Notebook Trilogy coming later this year.

Iranians describe life under US-Israeli strikes: 'Every day feels like a month' Iranians are coping with daily strikes, internet blackouts, and security crackdowns - all while trying to stay in touch with loved ones.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Apparently not. No matter.

Did Canada win the football match?

Sick fucking people.

Reserve your tickets Toronto 🚨 It’s free Come and help me open Library of Brothel May 28th at the Appel Salon 🚨TPL

Garda who lent bike to man to receive over €250k damages A garda detective who was suspended for more than three years for giving a man a loan of a bicycle during the Covid-19 pandemic is to receive over €250,000 in damages.

This is quite a mad story. An overreaction to the lend of a bicycle during a pandemic.
www.rte.ie/news/courts/...

I received a hand written letter today. What a lovely thing to behold ❤️

I am very surprised the dinosaurs haven’t been in touch with the Toronto Star demanding an apology for me invoking them as noble influencers.

Thanks. I am still complaining so there's some wheeze available. Hope you are feeling ok x

Thank you. Not COVID some other flu virus. Feels like pleurisy. Eventually I will cave in and find a doctor or my lungs will start behaving again.

Tried to make an appointment online with my new dr, the page said they'd never heard of me. Fair enough, I'd forget me. Rang & waited 13 mins on hold and decided there is a bigger plan. A friend texted and made me laugh so much it threatened my life. Eventually I need an x-ray.

You don't know you are well until you are sick. Don't catch this super flu. The lung pain is unreal. You'd hand them over if you could safely unplug them.

I'm shocked that so many people want the hideous number 2 fork. I'd want a teaspoon.

If you’re in Regina on March 25, please come to my book club event with the Novel Idea Society at the Regina Public Library’s central branch, 7pm. It’s a hybrid event (so you can attend virtually!) moderated by journalist and book lover Sam Maciag Register here: www.reginalibrary.ca/attend/progr...

I know but he says cherry blossoms in his post.

Really? Nothing blossoming near me in Vancouver