DARUMAAKU | VA 🌈🎙🔞

"Kills 99% germs."
It's me. I'm that last 1% that they can't kill. I'm that germ. Me.

ON MY KNEES
HOT BODY OF CHRIST
AMEN

What about ROOM TEMPERATURE HOLE ?

DAMN you got me
Imps are no match for the beings of greater good in the world of Alsar

Curses you ✨️ 🪄 with the "next time you sneeze, you will sneeze with your eyes open" spell ✨️

Sobs on your workstation

Sinew this is still so, so beautiful and amazing 😭 💖 I love Volta so much

Yo what up, it's me, germ

That's me theme song

And PERFECT
Chicken soup for the rest of your life it is

Gimme all 32 of your teeth, open wide

GOD IS TIRED OF SHOWING HOT HOLE

I love this sm

I taste like fireball cinnamon whisky

Why'd you have to ruin it with the lemon

a person laying on a bed with a pillow on top of them ALT: a person laying on a bed with a pillow on top of them

Unless you're trying to take a nap SUPER aggressively, put a pillow at least damn

LMAO you never heard the "Two to the one, to the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good tree/and I get more ass than a toilet seat" line before? Either way I quote this song way too much

And no we can always purée your food
You don't need your teeth

You're just seasoning me

a close up of a dog 's nose with its mouth open . ALT: a close up of a dog 's nose with its mouth open .

Legré no don't damage your mind, you need to keep providing the powder for me... smells good

you reposted in the wrong neighborhood (lyrics) | i'm a menace a dentist YouTube video by TikTokTunes

Skip to 1:18 my dude because that was a reference to my theme song

youtu.be/WWmLvUYiblA?...

But you can give me your teeth too, you're not using those, right?

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takes all of your renders and wips
Turns it into fine powder
sniff....

Well then, Mr. Knight, they made a mistake because I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist

a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this ALT: a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this

you rn

That spray bottle probably says that it kills 99% germs too, certified that I've defeated it

I'm crying
Thank you so much for calling me bacteria Joey <333

"Kills 99% germs."
It's me. I'm that last 1% that they can't kill. I'm that germ. Me.

Never, Mr. Frodo

Hotep and Huy from Prince of Egypt pouring red powder into a bowl of water to turn it into fake “blood”

Remember when Moses turned the Nile red in Prince of Egypt and Hotep and Huy said they can do that too and start making some cherry kool-aid

I thought I was the only one as a kid laughing my ass off, "They just made instant kool-aid" and were like, "same thing" LOL

No one is awake so it's time to post my gay art A cropped image of an art piece I did, featuring Xander and Eclipse (he/him for both) sharing an intimate moment as their noses touch, a shared species gesture, which translates to, "You are my other half." [ Tales of Tiamont is a collaborative story in progress about a rebellious knight named Eclipse, a Pixie Aven raised in a ruthless, authoritarian kingdom that rewrote history to justify their great evil. When he uncovers the truth, he defects and begins a dangerous journey to unite the seven divided Aven kingdoms and break a cycle of cruelty that has endured for more than 1,000 years. During his journey, he meets many different faces, friends and enemies of many kind. Romance plays a huge part, but I tend to focus on a very important love interest in the story that Eclipse encounters on his long journey, another Aven (different species) by the name of Xander, a humble farmer from a far away village. Two species, forbidden to love one another. ]

Closeup of their facial details.

“𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘶𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦.”

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STELL THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTEDLY SWEET HELP 💖😳 thank you hhh

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bro the minute the audio started...

omfg this is so fucking cute PJ

The size differences with your Martin/Jon is incredible to me and how I see them canonically as well, thank you for making Martin a large gentle giant that PICKS UP his boyfriend 💙☁️

Eating your art 😩 I love this sm 🧡