Gen. JC Christian

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

Yeah, uh, from cabinet member to Envoy to the Shield pf the Americas is definitely a step up.

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

After seeing him failing to understand press questions the other day, I don't think he's writing these things. I don't think he's capable. We need to know what staffer is serving as a secret senator.

Can't wait to see Noem's new Shield of the Americas costume.

NY Times, The Daily - Did Israel Force Trump Into War? The U.S. decision to strike Iran was a victory for Israel, which had been pushing President Trump for months on the need to hit the country. Now, Israel's role in spurring the operation has become a point of political tension.

Maybe conflating Israel and Jews by claiming that criticism of Israel is antisemitism was kind of a bad idea.
From NY Times, The Daily Podcast

He gets to terrorize brown people much more directly than he could as a senator.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

Because he's one stupid motherfucker.

ASK ABOUT HER PLANS FOR THE AGENCY

ASK HER ABOUT HER FAVORITE PART OF THE JOB

Why did I think Markwane Mullin was a UFC fighter or a wrestler and didn't he once challenge someone to a fight while he was a senator

Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane

Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.

There's always the possibility that he'd get confused and vote against himself, thinking the nominee was his brother-cousin, who is also named Markwayne.

You'd think that just about any replacement would be a step up intellectually, but hey...

So I guess it was either World War III or drag queens reading books to our children.

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

They want bodies to feed to the propaganda machine.

Pure godless evil.

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

A fed/state/local partnership has been working on an environmental project for a number of yrs and finally, work is beginning. The partners met to discuss an event marking progress. One Fed partner noted that the admin is killing funding for enviro work when they learn about them, so best be quiet

NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities

McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

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Mike Lee wants to destroy Grand Staircase Escalante. If he can’t have all the public lands, he’ll steal the ones in UTAH, the state he represents. This is a non partisan! Contact your legislators & ask them to Vote NO on Mike’s land grab bill(s). #utpol

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If I were in the position of giving them advice, I would say just take the guns and money to shore up an autonomous zone as Uranian authority collapses while betting NOTHING on lasting US support.

It's like when Caligula appointed his horse to the Senate.