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Posso mangiare il vetro, non me fa male.

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a bald man wearing glasses and a tie is sitting at a desk with his arms crossed . Alt: the dean from community looking intently at a computer monitor
06.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 29617 ๐Ÿ” 4017 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 367 ๐Ÿ“Œ 161
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 7222 ๐Ÿ” 1134 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126 ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 17357 ๐Ÿ” 5755 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 128 ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

As I see it, the 2nd search is expanded to include results satisfying both 1) 'A NEAR/10 B', and 2) 'A NEAR/10 C', thereby narrowing the set of results, unless every hit on (1) also hits for (2), but in no case should the set of results meeting both (1) and (2) be greater than those meeting just (1)

05.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know it's been a while since I took formal logic, but a Boolean search for 'A NEAR/10 B' (word A within ten words of word B) should have more results than 'A NEAR/10 (B AND C)', right? Instead adding C increases the number of results and I am having trouble understanding why

05.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw the LA taco post about this but it seemed to reach the conclusion that vehicle disabling tech was used without providing any proof. Sure, an observers car stopped working, but to confidently assign the cause of that malfunction to ICE deploying spooky remote disabling tech seems like a stretch

05.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's so very weird. I've often looked out the window from handlebar across the street at this building and wondered what's inside

05.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some important context on this issue:

04.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No state ethics officer is going to go along with this charade, still concerning though

04.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ

04.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His lil flag being lower than the others in the line is so funny

04.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, this will be the year of Linux on the desktop

04.03.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIf you want to know how it feels to have slaves, in the modern world โ€“ and not be blamed openly for this desire โ€“ visit Dubai.โ€

newleftreview.org/sidecar/post...

03.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1473 ๐Ÿ” 493 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Wow, I wonder how all the people in this thread must feel rn
bsky.app/profile/shar...

03.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is slimy as shit even for alito

03.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nirvanna the Band the Show - Update Day
Nirvanna the Band the Show - Update Day YouTube video by Nirvana The Band The Deleted

With Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie now out, I've been revisiting some of the old clips. The Wii shop one is probably my favorite www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWOl...

03.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 108 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a man wearing glasses and a striped shirt looks at something Alt: Michael Bolton from Office Space

At least you aren't named Michael bolton

03.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, this bot can do more than positive/neutral/negative??

03.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to mention running a red light is only $50

02.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait for this headline to appear on a retrospective timeline a decade from now

02.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would simply not manufacture consent, but I guess I'm built different ๐Ÿ’…

02.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can walk down to CBOT and buy some oil futures for you. Need anything else while I'm out? Wheat, pork bellies?

02.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who will be at the table if he keeps killing all their current and former leaders?

02.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We let the paranoid intern doodle on the picture and you won't believe what he did

02.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just impeach the guy, this is weak sauce

28.02.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any word if there's another community oriented group-buy site to fall back on? Or are we back to 2010 and arranging group buys on the forums again?

27.02.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
26.02.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3893 ๐Ÿ” 1490 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
A picture of a dachshund with text reading "your candle is my cigarette"

A picture of a dachshund with text reading "your candle is my cigarette"

Saw this at the boarding place and my first thought was "sick, they make ciggies for dogs now?"

I think something might be wrong with me

27.02.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Update: acquired the bin, didn't get murdered in the process

26.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0