Richie Ryan

He leans in closely and whispers "Told you I'd see you."

bovinomanurological artistry.

hmmmmmm...

Glad I hit the Ren Fair last weekend.

Ok so I haven't heard of that until now and had to double check what rso stood for because I assumed Rick Simpson Oil was more AI predictive bullshit.

Like finding out the Dee in Billy Dee Williams was short for December.

I mean obviously i understand it’s to undermine what sliver of democratic leaning viewers remain but still.

Ok but they understand their base isn’t going to be like “ah yes after decades of mocking CNN I can now safely ingest it.”

Ah yes. Narcoleptic Canadian.

"Did you turn off the stove?"

Yes, brain.

"Are you suuuuuuuure?"

Yes, brain.

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"Remember that time when you threw up on that girl in first grade art class?"

Yes, brain.

He really can't make any other face, huh

Postcognition be like

"Ah, yes. That scans."

I'm assuming they had more to go on than "it'll totally hurt them more, bro"

I woulda like the only "fireside chats" I care to hear are from our vigorous and beloved president, Frankin Delano Roosevelt!

So very salty

They’ve never been the receiving end of abusive partner.

I only watched it as an adult and it’s really fascinating to see the others chew the scenery while River Phoenix even then is playing it so straight.

See I feel like if I did that the author would be like "yeah my partner is my proofreader lemme @ them so you can share your insights"

Someone should give him the old timey science written by very white people about those nonwhite redheads.

Literally crazy-making.

*musical smashcut to credits*
Aaaall aboard hahahahaha!

Dun-nuh.
Dun-nuh, dun-nuh, dun-nuh.
AYE AYE AYE

It's like the random notes that Faulkner scribbled on the wall at Rowan Oak.

This single change would have saved Rocky V.

What if you strapped the little sweeper around your ankle would that be bananas gamechanger or nah?

Please tell me he's just trying to do the math on how much of an oblong spheroid it is compared to other less dense planets.

Now look here

Oh, yeaaaaaah I got beat to it bad.

A worthy addition to the @ruralindexing.bsky.social perhaps?

I'm gonna guess she didn't at all, based on how pearl-clutchy she sounds.

We’ve got 10 days til the election. Circuit and I need your help!

I was but then I had to start writing folk songs as context for the random quote references characters make.