Squirts don’t hurt, when you’re playing it safe!
06.03.2026 00:21
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Squirts don’t hurt, when you’re playing it safe!
Honestly? This is why I sit on a toilet to fart. It’s just easier that way.
I feel like “YMCA camp director who had pretty awful heart disease” isn’t the answer that voters are looking for.
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We somehow ended up playing ~2002 Taking Back Sunday demos on YouTube, which she really disliked.
Michael Bays’ version of Tenant of Wildfell Hall would be pretty nuanced
We listened to that last night! The kid asked us if they were married or siblings. We ended up listening to music from 2004 for an hour. She was mostly horrified.
Vimeo was started as a CollegeHumor side project
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hell ya
I 100% believe this—I was taught similar things (not about Iran, specifically) as a kid growing up in an absolutely batshit evangelical environment. AMA if you’re curious, I’ll reply tomorrow. Going to bed ✌️
Deadass what I was taught as a kid. I can’t believe I’m not a complete fucking monster.
Been loving the new Ratboy.
Whoa. Are there… different browsers? proxy browsers? Emulators? To be able to view different sites?
I mean, that does sound like a job for the Implementation Factory.
Fun fact, US passports did not have a gender marker until 1977, when a rising trend in unisex fashion started freaking the government out.
you don’t *have* to watch the state of the union.
you could read a book
cuddle with a puppy
do a bunch of coke
commit arson
find your happy place and hold onto it, that’s all i’m trying to say here.
you don’t *have* to watch the state of the union.
you could read a book
cuddle with a puppy
do a bunch of coke
commit arson
find your happy place and hold onto it, that’s all i’m trying to say here.
Hi Yves, I saw on github that you'd "need Mac to submit it to the Apple App Store in the end."
I have a Mac and an Apple Developer account, and I'd love to help out, if I can.
I'm primarily a designer who tinkers in code, FWIW.
It would be cool for the Democratic Party to be culturally normal by normalizing trans rights, affordable housing, universal healthcare, abolishing the DHS, and taxing billionaires.
I asked my neighbor if I could borrow her snowblower and I think it saved my life.
I think maybe lying is our best bet, IDK
On the one hand, if the power goes out, I don’t have to call into any meetings. And on the other hand, I like being able to flush the toilet. So I’m kind of split.
Just a fuckton of snow
I can’t believe this is the pile of snow by our driveway BEFORE this blizzard
“Wow, they really did hit that puck. Smacked it good *drinks beer nervously* Really pucked it.”
Me, hockey-ing
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as @butterfinger.bsky.social hates fair-weather USA hockey fans
right? do you just dehydrate yourself? wear a diaper??
Bye, Atlanta.
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I’m not going to take a picture of a human and upload it to the internet because that’s rude, but this person wearing a “New York or Nowhere” at a BAGEL SHOP in Atlanta is sending me.
