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They/them. Anxiety elemental. Tweets/opinions my own,. Picks locks for fun.

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Do YOU remember “the 21st night of September?”

Earth Wind & Fire’s co-writer Allee Willis said she told the band: “We can’t leave ‘baa-dee-ya’ in the chorus. That has to mean something.’”

Maurice White replied: “No, that feels great. That’s what people are going to remember. We’re leaving it.”

21.09.2025 12:34 👍 2658 🔁 750 💬 118 📌 66

i love to drive the Unwashable Exploding Car For Racists

04.03.2025 18:13 👍 427 🔁 89 💬 13 📌 14
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tough call

23.12.2024 14:37 👍 12062 🔁 1024 💬 108 📌 79
18.12.2024 10:43 👍 52 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0
Tweet from @jiggadrin_

Hi 
@HalieyWelchX
  My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. 

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

I purchased your coin $Hawk that you were so excited about with my life savings and children’s college education fund as well. 

You didn’t mention that you were going to buy 97% of the supply and sell it almost immediately to make a large profit.

If I would have known that information I would have not purchased your coin.

Please help me or who can I contact for refund?  If not I will be forced to use leagal action.

My crypto representative 
@cobie
 will be in touch.

Tweet from @jiggadrin_ Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I purchased your coin $Hawk that you were so excited about with my life savings and children’s college education fund as well. You didn’t mention that you were going to buy 97% of the supply and sell it almost immediately to make a large profit. If I would have known that information I would have not purchased your coin. Please help me or who can I contact for refund? If not I will be forced to use leagal action. My crypto representative @cobie will be in touch.

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am

05.12.2024 20:40 👍 3543 🔁 521 💬 199 📌 194
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Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video

06.12.2024 02:34 👍 10882 🔁 2748 💬 125 📌 110

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

06.12.2024 02:40 👍 21672 🔁 2040 💬 338 📌 99
Indescribably poor passport style photo of me, hbomberguy

Indescribably poor passport style photo of me, hbomberguy

Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

06.12.2024 10:32 👍 22028 🔁 1939 💬 558 📌 62
Engels on 'Social Murder'
When one individual inflicts bodily injury upon another, such injury that death results, we call that deed manslaughter; when the assailant knew in advance that the injury would be fatal, we call this deed murder.
But when society places hundreds of proletarians in such a position that they inevitably meet a too early and an unnatural death, one which is quite as much a death by violence as that by the sword or the bullet; when it deprives thousands of the necessaries of life, places them under conditions in which they cannot live - forces them ... to remain in such conditions until that death ensues which is the inevitable consequence - knows that these thousands of victims must perish, and yet permits these conditions to remain, its deed is murder just as surely as the deed of the single individual ...
Engels, The Condition of the Working Class in England (1845 [1967]), p. 126 (Panther Press)

Engels on 'Social Murder' When one individual inflicts bodily injury upon another, such injury that death results, we call that deed manslaughter; when the assailant knew in advance that the injury would be fatal, we call this deed murder. But when society places hundreds of proletarians in such a position that they inevitably meet a too early and an unnatural death, one which is quite as much a death by violence as that by the sword or the bullet; when it deprives thousands of the necessaries of life, places them under conditions in which they cannot live - forces them ... to remain in such conditions until that death ensues which is the inevitable consequence - knows that these thousands of victims must perish, and yet permits these conditions to remain, its deed is murder just as surely as the deed of the single individual ... Engels, The Condition of the Working Class in England (1845 [1967]), p. 126 (Panther Press)

The idea of “social murder” is super useful, and we need to get comfortable using it. Engels is the best, man - reading him feels like finally acknowledging the obvious reality everyone wants you to ignore

05.12.2024 04:42 👍 6871 🔁 2502 💬 56 📌 88
an orange cat is sitting inside a cardboard cut house, pictured through a window. the cat house is very bent and crumpled like it’s been crushed by a larger than average cat jumping around on it

an orange cat is sitting inside a cardboard cut house, pictured through a window. the cat house is very bent and crumpled like it’s been crushed by a larger than average cat jumping around on it

I prefer a house that’s in shambles. The fallsy downsy adds character. It’s cozy, I like it this way

11.11.2024 03:52 👍 3607 🔁 248 💬 54 📌 17
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the gang fights and cooks monsters
#dungeonmeshi

23.05.2024 16:21 👍 385 🔁 136 💬 5 📌 0
AI generated art of a trans person in a sword fight with Jesus, with fire in the background

AI generated art of a trans person in a sword fight with Jesus, with fire in the background

Why do conservatives make trans people look so fucking cool omg

14.03.2024 00:58 👍 3903 🔁 661 💬 261 📌 209
A young woman looks wistfully to the side and it’s captioned “you’re doing great, it’ll all work out fine, you’re a good person, you’re pretty”

A young woman looks wistfully to the side and it’s captioned “you’re doing great, it’ll all work out fine, you’re a good person, you’re pretty”

a little Monday motivation

26.02.2024 13:15 👍 132 🔁 29 💬 5 📌 4
Moon Lander Is Lying on Its Side but Still Functional, Officials Say

Moon Lander Is Lying on Its Side but Still Functional, Officials Say

Moon Lander is all of us!

24.02.2024 21:26 👍 2617 🔁 609 💬 41 📌 29
select all images with the ship of theseus

select all images with the ship of theseus

man what am i even supposed to do here

06.01.2024 05:51 👍 4958 🔁 1667 💬 61 📌 34
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Pay Utilitarienne using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/utilitarienne and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Folks, my stupid fucking wire transfer that was supposed to be here yesterday STILL has not come. If anyone can chip in, we desperately need some money to pay bills. CashApp is $AdrienneLeigh and PayPal is linked below

24.12.2023 02:49 👍 3 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0
Panera founder says employees today aren't motivated by the idea of making money for shareholders: 'Nobody cares'
Kylie Kirschner Dec 11, 2023

Panera founder says employees today aren't motivated by the idea of making money for shareholders: 'Nobody cares' Kylie Kirschner Dec 11, 2023

Rich guy discovers that workers aren’t motivated by making rich people richer.

11.12.2023 16:12 👍 2630 🔁 748 💬 109 📌 179
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i swear these teachers hate me

18.11.2023 15:50 👍 587 🔁 140 💬 33 📌 5
Cartoon of two passengers on a bus. One has a beautiful view and is happy. The other has a dreary view and is sad. Both are labeled "people who think Elon Musk is the new Henry Ford."

Cartoon of two passengers on a bus. One has a beautiful view and is happy. The other has a dreary view and is sad. Both are labeled "people who think Elon Musk is the new Henry Ford."

17.11.2023 02:09 👍 315 🔁 80 💬 2 📌 2

I would totally try to disassemble it myself to remove the battery, but that requires access to a screw... that is currently under the non-removable battery.

I hate it here. Gonna use enneloop batteries from now on.

03.11.2023 20:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nevermind, warranty on controllers is only 3 months. My only option now is to return it for some credit at Best Buy.

03.11.2023 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thankfully I'm within warranty but cripes we need right to repair laws so bad. I hope they just give me back the same controller but I get the feeling the unit will just become e-waste.

03.11.2023 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The rechargeable battery on my wireless Xbox controller will no longer charge, but since its non-removable I have to send the whole controller off for repair/replacement. What a stupid design.

03.11.2023 19:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

vulcan porn stars under 90

03.11.2023 18:22 👍 89 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1
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03.11.2023 18:32 👍 30 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
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03.11.2023 18:35 👍 50 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

You criticize Shinra, yet you live in Midgar.

Checkmate Avalanche.

06.08.2023 23:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0