caramida (he/they)

See y’all at the game!
#LetsGoRoots
#UpTheTown
#OaklandRoots
#hashtagabuse

I may legit have this thread blown up, put on a poster, and placed prominently in my G12 classroom.

I’m willing to extend a quantum of responsibility to each Trump voter and two more quanta to the ghouls who are cheering on this debacle whether on tv or in the press or the pods.

The Eternal Struggle

Yess! It was so good!!

Rule 46.
Orders or Threats that No Quarter Will Be Given

ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/customary...

Your typing fingers to Bog’s eyes.

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine . Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .

Not the secretary of defense, literally committing a war crime on national television.

Dude, he’s freaking out. Good. May this drive him to grow a conscience.

Action Absorbs Anxiety

NPR’s UpFirst no longer has US involvement in the Iranian war in its top three stories for the day. It didn’t even take two weeks.

No shade on NPR, but this country? All the shade.

My headcanon is that Harry made the error. He’s not always the most reliable narrator, anyway.

Whiteness is one hell of a drug.

Almost everyone in Knives Out. Almost everyone in Glass Onion.
(There’s a pattern here)

Honor Societies

xkcd.com/703/

I teach this letter every year to my US history students. It’s one of my favorite lessons.

srsly, as noted elsewhere, if he were trying to raise prices (and trash the economy) what would he have done differently?

Yeah, it’s a good song.

The rays of the sun will fill our batteries

There has to be a wypipo corollary to Upton Sinclair’s law, ““It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”

Of course, if you recognize that whiteness itself is property with value, then it’s just Sinclair all the way down. Or Wilhoit.

Thank you

Orbiting this, at a distance of roughly ninety million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet, whose ape descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana " Alt: Lucile Bluth is sitting in a living room talking to her son and says " mean it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?”

There’s zero chance that unprompted, he could tell you the price of a gallon of milk or a jar of peanut butter.

But he figured out how to “hurt the people he’s supposed to be hurting,” so the 35% of the country who are gutter racists won’t let him go.
All of these blokes, either agree with him, or they’re holding onto his coattails for dear life (cf Lindsay Graham).

before I eat two eggs
and then I eat two more

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Add a letter, ruin a song.

Please Please Men

Otherwise, it is only sparkling partisanship

Now neither can I!

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