how would i even do it yo:
“hey this is totally random but uhhhh i think youre cute are you single”
while some boomer behind me needs their meds like o_o
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how would i even do it yo:
“hey this is totally random but uhhhh i think youre cute are you single”
while some boomer behind me needs their meds like o_o
okay so like….storytime.
there’s this super cute pharmacist at my local grocery store and i get too nervous to approach :(
hes also taller than me so L + not my thing but like idk chat
bro wasnt in today but everytime i wanna talk i feel like a predator >:/
just kidding everyone. this posts (and all my posts) are satirical in nature if not outright jokes. there is no Kroger around me for a 200 mile radius. just some humor on this beautiful sunny afternoon. sorry for wasting everyone’s time.
Fucked Up At Kroger #FuckedUpAtKroger
im reporting you……
the hifhest levels of intelligence thought they carried out the mission correctly but operation find evan a boyfriend is still tragically back on the docket
drew stop liking my posts we both know one (1) like equals minus one thousand reddit karma
noticing a trend #nooticing
shoutout other gender identities fr
shoutout nonbinary people fr
shoutout men fr
shoutout women fr
(reverse psychology voice)
oh nooo i cant possibly have a boyfriend now im much too busy for thisssss
(context: been talking to this guy for a few weeks and its going well)(unless maybe it isn’t i can’t tell!)
saw this dope ass sticker on the side of a gas pump
and shorty still unemployed smfh
the job is: “My Husband”
he say “mrow :3” in my dms i respond with a job application
not now kitten daddy’s farming eCrops in the metaverse to pay for our server farm >:(
a foidian slip
Legendary artist Brian Eno once said about the Velvet Underground something along the lines of “y’know, they only sold 30,000 albums; but, every one who bought a record started a rock band”
I try to do that with my posting 🩷
many wonder where i get my posting abilities from. well it’s simple:
i have the gen alpha cough (allergies)(hyper specific allergy igg3-4 inflammation combo that will only be understood 50 years from now)
doing sub-reactions on discord (thumbs upping your thumbs up) and recreating TCP
doing land recognitions in the metaverse
gonna need this snow day to hit like a truck!!
starting 2 journal about not having a bf like a pirate lost at sea in pirate speak
yarrggghhh!
*pops voice*
oh good yaoi! jolly good yaoi!
good evening once again tummy hurting community
been watching hella dog mukbang videos idk why