A “bye for now” softie, gut, butt and nuts. Taking a break from posting for a bit. May still lurk a bit, but the internet really isn’t getting any better. Back whenever, maybe never. 🤔

Time to get that laundry in the background done, maybe even change the sheets. 🧺

Morning wood. ☀️🪵

Miscellaneous penis. 🍆

Peek-a-boo. 🩲 Feel like I may be posting too much. 😂

And some without the briefs. 🩲

Feet, briefs and some cheek.🦶🩲 🍑

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Take a moment… 🏖️

And some angles before I log off. 😉

Bloobs. Belly and boobs. (As per the name).🫃👐

*thinking all the thoughts about the shorts*

Masc-ing. 🎭

Gave myself a makeover, even pulled this old chestnut out of the dusty dildo drawer. 💇‍♂️🤼‍♂️

Oops, sprung a semi. 🍆

Keeping it brief… but bulging. 🩲

Marinating away the last year. 🛁 What were your highlights? 🤔

Yes please. 🙏

Over complicated moments and sticky situations…

Afterglow…

Di(ck)stracted and struggling to focus for some reason. 💭

0.5 Wide angle. 📐 (Encouraging you ALL to post something).

OK, fine. No clothes then. Better? 🤔

Selecting multiple media types is not supported, you say? 🤔

Keeping it brief(s) while I have the place to myself for a moment on this much cooler Boxing Day. 🩲

I’m wearing clothes for once (and serving disappointed Dad looks). 🩳

Unwrapped. 🎁 (But also mildly sunburnt, with dirty feet and that two drink blush).

Merry Christmas to you and yours, it’s going to be 40ºC/104ºF tomorrow on the West side of the land down under. 🥵

Now post a selfie or a cute nude. Live a little! (Please).

Festively plump. 🎄

And some without the towel for the validation from internet strangers, faceless accounts and those of you that are absolute certified internet cuties. 🧖‍♂️