Life was so much simpler before I was born and when I’m sleeping or under general anesthesia.
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Life was so much simpler before I was born and when I’m sleeping or under general anesthesia.
SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.
My report:
Thank you Taron Johnson for 8 good years and an all time pick 6!! It’s been a pleasure.
Thank you Curtis Samuel for being released, my favorite thing you’ve done as a Bill. It was.
A bunch of celebrities have been declaring that they dislike cats because they’re “mean” animals
This is like when people complain that they don’t like turkey because it’s dry: they’re telling on their own incompetence.
Ham-fisted dopes don’t know how to approach cats. Not the cat’s problem
Fuck Malkin
PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.
i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money
DJ Moore whore here!!
It's wild to try and justify this war by arguing that Iran or Iran-backed proxies have been killing Americans since 1979 when we've taken absolutely no action against a Saudi royal family that funded the 9/11 attacks.
Just noticed Gisele Fetterman nuked her Instagram. Girl just leave
You're dead. We killed you!
I see that Sonia Sodha is doing a podcast for The Observer about why assisted dying is bad actually and people shouldn’t have bodily autonomy, which sounds very much like her attitude towards trans people.
AGENT SMITH: you hear that mr. anderson? that is the sound of inevitability. it is the sound of your death. goodbye, mr. anderson...
KEANU REEVES: my name... is Da_Puzzy_Smasher_64
[onboard nebuchadnezzar]
TRINITY: why did it have to be him
MORPHEUS: we don't get to choose these things, trinity
My wife is a practicing Catholic and I’m a toxic atheist. Who people associate with does not reveal their soul. Tattoos on the other hand, are declarative statements.
Most horrifying yet least surprising news I've heard all day.
Seems like if you put two Republicans in a room with no windows or microphones, it'll take 6.3 seconds before one of them says something like "Hitler did nothing wrong" and the other one agrees.
The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s GOP started a group chat for conservative students — and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"
stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
"retail theft" is such a spectacular lie of post-pandemic reality-creation. it gave cover for companies to expand the surveillance state, raise their prices, and close stores in slightly less profitable areas, conveniently turning the actual solution (hire more employees) into a total non sequitur
never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.
I support the building of large piles in deep places. Nothing like visiting a deep place and finding a large pile. If it’s a pile of something you need, lucky you. If it’s a pile of something you hate, you’re glad to see it put away. A deep and high pile has good efficiency analytics . Go Bills.
[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]
Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.
there's a lot of bad shit going on but at least lou holtz died
For those who didn't know that Lou Holtz was a supporter of segregationist Jesse Helms: www.helluvabird.com/lou-holtz-je...
As a die-hard Pittsburgh Pirates fan, few stories have been more devastating to me to write than this one, but its vital that we call out Paul Skenes' warmongering.
paydayreport.com/paul-skenes-...
Sorry for your loss
can't remember the last time i had an Enemy in buffalo sports like this. adams was too pathetic a creature, i looked down on him. i look down on him to this day. beane is an operator and he could be the thing that kills it all. i will meet him on the field of honor sooner or later.
Privatization yet again proves its foundational principle — adding a profit motive cannot provide better service for less money because the profit will eat up more than any potential efficiencies. Privatization ALWAYS results in less & worse service for massively higher costs.
