Dré

Me: What could possibly go wrong?
Anxiety: I'm glad you asked.

"I think you ALL won”

Ryan Gosling in the movie Barbie, playing Ken and saying “I can fix the trolley problem. Put billionaires on the tracks.”

gm it’s friday

Nope just got to watch someone put a micro aggression into writing

And the white mans at work reveals who he truly is once again

We prosecuted the Nazis for doing this during World War Two

😂

Get on your back, in front of a mirror, and take a pic with your legs up such that your soles and boomboom are visible to the camera. And THAT’S showbiz, baby.

Daylight savings time this weekend, remember to set your cocks back to my instagram dm’s or whatever the groundhog said

Maybe starting an unpopular war among the Gulf states at the behest of an Israeli war criminal without a clear plan or end goal was a bad idea?

I’m not quite sure I understand the purpose of telling people you put up and then took down a nude. Feels like it should just be an iykyk moment

Tartaturguinha minúscula sobre uma balança de precisão metálica marcando dois gramas

2g

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

YOU CAN FIGHT ICE BY ANNOYING THEM - MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS - LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS - OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS - GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING INFORMATION - RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES - DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS) - SHAME THEM Fuck yeah THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. Fuck them White supremacist IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE «MISTAKES"

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

Nothing unites all political parties like covering up sex crimes

DEMOCRATS WILL LET YOU DOWN, SO PRIMARY THEM! CALL THEIR OFFICES AND TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR ANGER! MAKE THESE DEMOCRATS FEEL THE WRATH OF A CONSTITUENCY THEY CONTINUE TO EXPLOIT AND FAIL!

god im so tired 😞

It’s just so damn good! I’ll then get rotisserie chicken from the store and think it’s bland as fuck

Fashion show time!

Well take what we can get 🙂‍↕️

the access tech press and facebook marketing materials always talk about how popular these PERVERT GLASSES BY MARK ZUCKERBERG are, but I somehow never see anybody actually wearing them, even here in techie Seattle

No one does rotisserie chicken like Peruvians

"good luck in the general without us" oh ok now suddenly 'harm reduction' doesn't matter. got it got it got it got it

bluesky is great because you can know what day of the week it is based on the pictures

The sexiest of my oomfs are those with great politics

“If [wealthy, powerful people] can get us to accept that the future’s already settled, AI is already here, the end is already here, then we will create that for them. My most daring idea is to refuse.” — @tressiemcphd.bsky.social

Picte of me in a mirror showing off my booty and thigh

Another picture of me in a mirror cropped at my crotch. You can see a dogwood flower tattoo on my chest

Couldn’t wait til Wednesday ♥️

The real primary winners were us 😮‍💨

Okay going to bed elated. Who would’ve thought primary election results would bring so much glee