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Socially distanced from Tories since birth - thanks mum! Ex … journalist, editor, music distributor, restaurant manager, barman, tour guide and teacher.

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So the front-line then?

And where will the Americans be — hiding in bunkers and keeping casualties down for Fox and Friends?

Dropping bombs from above maybe?

I thought he didn’t need our cowardly, war-shy wasters…

We should tell him to go fuck himself, but we won’t.

14.03.2026 17:26 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Next week Trump will claim Biden gave the order, and Fox News will echo the claim.

14.03.2026 08:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Next week Trump will claim Biden gave the order, and Fox News will echo the claim.

14.03.2026 08:28 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, Iran. He plays golf at Mar-A-Lago EVERY WEEKEND. 😉

13.03.2026 19:26 👍 695 🔁 176 💬 42 📌 14

Did you know that Deform UK Ltd have a freepost address that costs THEM about £2.50 for every item that has to be delivered to it.

Reform UK, FREEPOST RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC, 83 Victoria Street, London SW1P 4QP.

I'm not saying you should send any old piece of trash to that address to cost them money.

13.03.2026 23:46 👍 61 🔁 33 💬 8 📌 4
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Ethics adviser rejects Tory call for inquiry into PM over Mandelson appointment Sir Laurie Magnus said the relevant process appeared to have been followed when Lord Mandelson was made ambassador.

Oh. Due process followed perfectly. The Tory politicians & client journalists lying desperately about all this were, of course, cheering & chuckling away when *two* of Boris Johnson’s ethics advisers resigned in disgust at his staggering contempt for ethics.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

14.03.2026 07:40 👍 1357 🔁 372 💬 64 📌 14
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Wealthy British nationals fleeing Gulf conflict bypass UK to avoid tax bills High-net-worth residents of UAE heading to Ireland and France to wait out missile attacks before tax year ends

Those who left the Uk to minimise their taxes have no right to lecture us about the UK

They are selfish individuals

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

14.03.2026 08:20 👍 60 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 2
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Here is a tale of ordinary misogyny.

Except it isn’t. This man is a barrister who has been warned before, and who feels so secure, that he provides his chambers contact in his Twitter profile.

Here is the Tweet, please follow the thread:

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Ceaușescu vibes:

14.03.2026 08:20 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Eloquent, thoughtful, colourful, attractive.

And with a very healthy looking barnet .

Everything the establishment is not.

A breath of fresh hair.

14.03.2026 08:01 👍 54 🔁 8 💬 8 📌 0
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if only they had made an effort to integrate…

13.03.2026 23:13 👍 91 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 3
Junior barrister whose ‘inappropriate behaviour’ made women feel ‘uncomfortable’ admits he got professional help after #MeToo shaming - Legal Cheek Rupert Myers pens tell-all piece

Yup.

The guy Chancellor Osborne defended to the hilt too!

www-legalcheek-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.lega...

13.03.2026 22:20 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

You’re a cunt.

Anonymity doesn’t change that.

13.03.2026 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re a cunt.

Anonymity doesn’t change that.

13.03.2026 22:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m a man — just sayin’.

13.03.2026 22:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Yup…

13.03.2026 22:12 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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Enjoy…

13.03.2026 22:11 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If only I could find it — flat arse!

13.03.2026 21:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Fewer people sit next to me on the bus since I started shitting my pants

12.03.2026 15:16 👍 2160 🔁 400 💬 108 📌 31

I would, but not for her clothing.

13.03.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t be such a twat in your posts and I might be tempted — thundercunt.

13.03.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t be such a twat in your tweets and I might be tempted — thundercunt.

13.03.2026 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Would you be defending the Christian Church from accusations of rampant paedophilia and grooming, if you were not a reverend…

Reverend?

13.03.2026 21:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Would you be defending the Christian Church from accusations of rampant paedophilia and grooming, if you were not a reverend…

Reverend?

13.03.2026 21:04 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

In other news:

Shoulders this narrow would never support the weight of a head this big if it wasn’t so empty.

13.03.2026 20:51 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Some extra info:

www-legalcheek-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.lega...

13.03.2026 20:34 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

And here is the senior clerk’s email address for any complaints if you object to his online behaviour in their name.

fmclaren@ealaw.co.uk

Casual misogyny is not acceptable from any man; even less a barrister.

13.03.2026 20:17 👍 116 🔁 19 💬 6 📌 0
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Rupert Myers | East Anglian Chambers Rupert has represented parties as sole counsel in multi-track commercial, contentious probate, High Court Chancery, and Court of Appeal cases. His commercial experience includes being instructed both ...

And here are links to his chambers’ Twitter account and his own profile which includes a chambers email account should you wish to express any displeasure:

@EA_Chambers

ealaw.co.uk/our-people/r...

13.03.2026 20:15 👍 67 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1
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Here is his Twitter bio:

13.03.2026 20:12 👍 66 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
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Her is an account of his prior conduct:

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