🪄🛸 Showbiz Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸

ECCC night commission time. 😴

The Stuffed Crustular Spider-Man

Does whatever a pizza can

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

I'm not saying Portugal's politics are perfect by any means, but I am saying there's a huge official billboard in the center of Lisbon right now that reads "THE COMMUNIST PARTY SUPPORTS A FREE AND SOVEREIGN PALESTINE," and I just don't think that would be possible in any part of the USA

in hellenic cosmology a lot of animals are failed first drafts of the horse

the music video for this song is one of the best adam ant videos, diana dors is a real cute patoot in there

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

for me its hard to top this one time a husky 10 year old kid just absolutely belted his heart out on barbie girl when i was on vacation like...about 20 years ago

inventing the 24/7 laundromat but with amply cushioned lounge chairs for hanging out

i called this shot when they let Romania in despite Romania not shutting down a world-historic atrocious insane asylum which was cited as a mandatory thing they would have to do in order to be let into the EU

heads up, and a reminder to not be too harsh on yourself for not picking up on it. these kinds of creeps are real good at flying under your radar

The worst kind of heads up I can give you all but it is what it is, be aware

i had been mutuals with this person since what feels like the dawn of bluesky

the drip rifle, used to pretend there is still an australian there instead of a rifle rigged up to a piss timer

then there's truly wacky shit like the drip rifle, where there's a jury-rigged delay fire mechanism that uses the weight of the lower can being filled with dripping piss from the higher can to fire the rifle so that the ottomans don't think you bailed on your position

the allies used the same kind of trick on the germans, sengoku jidai guys were pranking eachother with fake armies, this is a very old tactic that actually works

the government has now fucked up the proletariate's access to pornography. great job labor. bet this goes well for u.

for me the peanut butter dog ice cream is the funniest but the other grocery workers had a pretty much universal consensus that cock soup is funnier

treating your shorty well enough that there's more of her is appealing without necessarily having to quantify it, yeah

QUALITY SINCE 1922 Grace COCK FLAVORED SOUP MIX WITH NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR A CARIBBEAN FAVORITE SERVING SUGGESTION NET WEIGHT 50 g (1.76 OZ) AUTHENTIC JAMAICA PRODUCTO

PURINA FOR DOGS Frosty Paws high- quality protein no sugar added Peanut Butter Flavor Treating your dog doesn't get any cooler! 4 Dog Treats 13 FL OZ (384 mL)

i think i just forgot they were around

here are a couple of really funny groceries to make up for my forgetfulness

chuds love getting caught with CSA, the groypers want to legalize it for a reason

oh shit it comes in a squeeze pouch now?

A bunny with a small camera stares surprisedly at a fox, who proudly has a fish it caught in its mouth. They are in the woods

Daily bunny no.3268 is proud of your achievement

rabsca, bug/psychic

don't know the evolution level off dome

they don't even have to pay for when someone sues them for being extra evil, there are states where having a job is more dangerous than being a cop

absolute melvins

neil armstrong and buzz aldrin were 100% clappin' cheeks is the new thing i choose to believe

cops are the biggest soccer-flopping pussies in society

does wonderbread guy figure into this somehow

this is making me wonder if you have a different, even cooler name when you're a pirate

do doctor who and the master ever fuck, somebody should get balled down in that relation ship