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If you ever doubt the power we have as a collective, look at their reaction to us throwing snowballs. They’re not afraid of snow, they’re afraid of community coming together.

No we know you’re all way worse than you show us. We know this kind of talk is just the tip of the iceberg to what men truly think about us. We know all too well.

The left is so good that not only can they control the weather, they can get a whole ass prince arrested over some fake files.

Idiocracy but with lasers

Describe your Bluesky account in three words:

Fuck you fucks

Someone asked on the community page if anyone could recommend a tall doctor with long arms and I’ve never needed to know more about anything

Pam Bondi is going to straight up be shitting diamonds after today

There has to be some sort of genetic condition that makes republicans just so fucking boring

Unmask themselves to reveal that they both have always been Barack Obama in secret

The 12 of them that actually manage to find this on their phones would be a real boost to Melania’s numbers

My anxiety approves this message

“DON’T YOU DARE CALL US RACISTS” the Republicans demand as they throw their own Clanchella

Get in I’ll drive

Woke 2: Live Free or Die Hard

I genuinely like the idea of "woke" getting a sequel. "Woke 2: Judgement Day."

idk what other people say when i say 'we will win', but i'm not including the current democratic party leadership

when we win, they will follow, or be left behind

ICE is here today and word of arrests spread quickly among the students as well as fear about them targeting the schools. When I picked my daughter up, she broke down in anguish and devastation for her neighbors and community.

These children will never forget what republicans stood for.

Never post on social while having feelings

That groundhog damned us all to hell didn’t he

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

I dunno I’m starting to think maybe the billionaires don’t actually have our best interests in mind

I fear my enthusiasm for Dick York may have been misconstrued.

I did the math and I only need to be productive 93 hours a day to get my life back on track

Might as well put that sign on our whole democracy

Like being offered a coupon for your next purchase from a scammer.

She’s a sleep paralysis demon come to life

Because that’s exactly who they target - those with less means. They truly are deplorable.

There’s more accountability over the Epstein files in Slovakia than in the United States.