Jake Ēkiss

I'm not but I can learn.

I love how even Lee cracks at it. EIGHT STONE!?

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Bob Mortimer Would I Lie To You WILTY appearances in chronological order: Aka Watch David Mitchells gradual descent into madness - YouTube A collection of Bob Mortimer WILTY tales from various sources organised in chronological order so we can enjoy watching David's decent into madness. There is...

Sorry, but if your friends don't randomly send you a playlist of every Bob Mortimer appearance on Would I Lie to You, you have trash friends.

You can rebuild.
You can find happiness again.
It might take a long time but you can do this.

If you are struggling mentally or are in a dark place let this be a small check point to say, it does get better.

In 2023-24 I had some of the worst depression of my life. I felt like my entire career was gone as Twitter died, but more and more I keep noticing how much I’ve improved since then.

Swolla the Hutt.

This is one of the most "they knew exactly what they were doing" things in Star Wars since Darth Talon.

Like all genre properties, the longer they go the freakier pervs they cater to. It's the second law of genredynamics.

Ooh I have an unpopular opinion about that Chalamet quote and it's probably not the one people would guess from knowing my interests...

Yeah. You can't necessarily excise the part of yourself that loved a thing when you were younger, or loves a thing now for idiosyncratic reasons, but you don't have to trap yourself in that perspective.

I appreciate the humor of the universe casting a dude who looks like shitty Lex Luthor in this role, at least.

The thing about one clown firing another clown is they just roll out the clown car and another one tumbles out.

People do realize that positioning any serious topic as a distraction from a different serious topic is you just saying you don't want other people talking about anything other than what you want to talk about, right.

I manifested Friday real hard all day long. It's still not Friday, but it is raining, so not a total waste.

I know it's not the weekend yet but today would be a good day for it.

I played it for years and... yeah. Somewhat.

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I've been growing my hair out and it is now properly shaggy and unkempt. I know if I push through eventually I will have luscious, LUSCIOUS locks.

Every fiber of my being is telling me to cut it. But I shall stay the course.

An image of the header tabs for a google document. It is for a story in multiple acts with headers for different pages. It's the beginnings of a comic script.

Back on my bullshit. #comics #art #comicbooks

Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin in their costumes sitting next to each other, Connery's arm on Baldwin's shoulder, inside the Hunt for Red October's tilting submarine interior set

a contender for my favorite behind-the-scenes photo: The Hunt for Red October crew built their submarine set(s) on top of a hydraulic gimbal, 45 ft above the stage floor, capable of tilting 45 degrees to mimic a sub's movements - Sean Connery said it made him seasick. even the gauges inside worked.

What were your favorite (sci-fi) animated shows when you were a child?

Hey everybody, it's "why Jake doesn't go to a gym to work out". This bullshit, I swear.

I'm doing stuff with gym rings and not really wanting the calluses. So I go looking for what folks do to avoid that. Gym bros in the comments saying how much they support you doing weights to change how your body looks, but then immediately insulting folks for not wanting calluses.

Well, it's still good. Oberth class can get it.

Am I the only one who feels like the profile of the Oberth is sort of like a 50's hood ornament (complementary)?

Friends of the House of Mogh.

“I used to hate her, that woman I was. God she was hideous. Every inch of her. And it was infuriating when people would tell me she was beautiful because they just couldn’t see what I saw. It made it easier to do the procedure. I’d finally be rid of her. Even if I was a monster, she’d be gone. Then bits started falling off. My tits and my ears and my nose. My fingers fused. After a while I started noticing I’d miss it… the way my ass looked or my collar bones. I realized I was so harsh on that woman. I hated her so much, but she was beautiful. She was beautiful, and now she was gone forever. I thought I-I can’t hate this new woman I’m becoming. I can’t realize she’s beautiful after it’s too late. So I decided the new me was beautiful, even if nobody ever said it again. Good thing, I suppose, because nobody did.”

From something I'm working on now (you can tell there's some body-horror stuff coming), little bit longer than a single line...

Psychology says people who constantly apologize for things that aren't their fault aren't being polite. They grew up in an environment where someone else's bad mood was always their responsibility to ... That reflexive 'sorry' you can't stop saying was never about politeness — it was a survival strategy you learned before you had the language to name what was happening in your home.

They're being very rude this week:

It's my birthday today!!!
I'd be grateful for reposts tee hee 🐦