Shredded Geg

We are #1 👑

The most accurate inaccurate self bombing, it was hit twice 🫠

Damn, dude looks good. The abdominal etching procedure went fantastic . Happy for him.

She may be a bot but she has expensive taste. I already sent her $1000 in amazon gift cards.

She being a little clingy, I might have to break up with her.

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To the bottom of the ocean! Anglerfish need their fix!

They were all good people. I must of got them mixed up.

Also got arrested at a klan rally. He was a real renaissance man.

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It’s important to have a scapegoat. I blame my parents for my bad behavior everyday of my life.

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*don’t be gross, don’t say anything about allergic reactions, pearl necklaces, or gifts from Bibi.

He’s just happy he didn’t hit a liquor store.

To be fair, she reads English better than me. I’m American.🇺🇸

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It is really my fault. I was patient 0

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Brain rot

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner

Netflix is loving the offer falling through.

Damn, you right. The Schadenfreude came in hot.

Netflix stock almost up 10% in after-hours trading after refusing to raise bid for Warner Discovery

Investors are loving that the Warner Discovery deal fell through for Netflix.

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I hope Bill Maher likes it over there.

Netflix ditches deal for Warner Bros. Discovery after Paramount's offer is deemed superior

Paramount is me when I get outbid on EBay. I take it personally and pay too much for useless crap. But a win is a win even though it is really a loss. 🫠🫠

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JD Vance:

Look at this guy. He’s like a novice stand up comedian reading his newest sucky bit. Dude probably had a writing room of nepo babies helping him with this one.

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He really makes her sound like a ruthless warriors. 🤔 The kind of person Hegseth would want as a drill sergeant in the military. Screw it just make her a general.

Come on CNN make some good TV. Get a bit confrontational calling him on the lie. Then patronize him. He’s an elected official and should know the GDP stats. The economy is the biggest concern among voters.

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Is that grass? What’s that like.

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JD on the way home:

Imagine getting all prepared for your time to talk but then getting outshined by your own saliva.

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Pool party violation, shove that man in the pool or pay the fine.