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I've never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors. he/him

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Just a bunch of animated save points in PS1 RPGs ❤️

Shown here:
1. Chrono Cross
2. Legend of Legaia
3. Tales of Phantasia
4. Final Fantasy 7
5. Final Fantasy 8
6. Final Fantasy 9
7. Parasite Eve
8. Wild Arms
9. Xenogears

06.03.2026 20:32 👍 895 🔁 361 💬 21 📌 13

Superman issues a warning to all would-be gacha game players

06.03.2026 21:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
baby quark

baby quark

RT if you think the only way star trek can stay competitive vs disney is if they do baby quark. let paramount know

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 38 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 20:05 👍 4619 🔁 1031 💬 19 📌 17
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Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

06.03.2026 00:31 👍 2160 🔁 413 💬 33 📌 41
A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. 

I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.

06.03.2026 00:41 👍 364 🔁 72 💬 19 📌 5

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

12.02.2026 18:30 👍 1248 🔁 260 💬 35 📌 20

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

05.03.2026 15:10 👍 9478 🔁 3166 💬 54 📌 16

spoiled for games lately. not enough time to play all the good shit

05.03.2026 12:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 09:19 👍 4244 🔁 1139 💬 53 📌 34
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04.03.2026 21:29 👍 791 🔁 254 💬 4 📌 4

twitter interaction: schizo guy or bluecheck racist. block and forget

bluesky interaction: 99 year old "tRump" lib. your day is completely ruined

04.03.2026 21:37 👍 565 🔁 35 💬 20 📌 2
The BLACK MAGE

The BLACK MAGE

FINAL FANTASY
SQUARE 1990
NES

04.03.2026 00:37 👍 1213 🔁 243 💬 13 📌 16
04.03.2026 16:02 👍 536 🔁 221 💬 0 📌 0

Breath of the Wild is my favorite Elder Scrolls game, and Okami is my favorite Zelda game

04.03.2026 03:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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stupid fucking milkshake won’t be nice to the meatball

18.10.2024 21:00 👍 1154 🔁 487 💬 4 📌 1

(self representing in court) Yes, I killed him... (jury gasps) is what I would say if I was guilty, which I'm not (jury laughs)

Opposing lawyer: you literally are though??

Judge: don't be mean to him

02.03.2026 02:08 👍 82 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
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02.03.2026 03:33 👍 210 🔁 45 💬 6 📌 0
Judy from Cyberpunk 2077 sitting at her computer setup

Judy from Cyberpunk 2077 sitting at her computer setup

me installing linux to a burner laptop

20.02.2026 01:03 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
Industrial, caged walls, grey flat walls, all become more red towards the bottom

Industrial, caged walls, grey flat walls, all become more red towards the bottom

Tiled wall, octahedron light source, several pillars

Tiled wall, octahedron light source, several pillars

Mechanical parts hanging from the roof, the floor has many holes

Mechanical parts hanging from the roof, the floor has many holes

Water draining into a hallway

Water draining into a hallway

Environments in Baroque (saturn)....

01.03.2026 03:05 👍 207 🔁 65 💬 3 📌 0
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27.02.2026 22:22 👍 378 🔁 51 💬 10 📌 0

Text excerpt of H.R.7661 on Congress.gov, ending its definition of "sexually oriented material" with:

“(ii) involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism.”.

Legislation can be seen in full, including a link to contact your member of congress at:
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

(Alt text added)

27.02.2026 18:47 👍 248 🔁 220 💬 5 📌 12

I'm going to invent the Vogon planet-wide public address system from the Hitchhikers Guide to tell everyone that you can remove any text after a "?" in a url when posting a link

27.02.2026 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my main problem with Udon is that the noodles are too thick

27.02.2026 20:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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can you beat the lord tourney in half sword with barely any armor and two lanterns? you'd be surprised...

26.02.2026 21:04 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

One of the reasons I like magic the gathering so much is because there's so many different ways to play. you can sell the cards for money online. you can make a little pile with the cards and knock them over. Tiny fires, and of course there's even an unpopular strategy game

26.02.2026 16:38 👍 187 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 0
An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license.

This is pure cruelty.

www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

26.02.2026 01:10 👍 8537 🔁 4249 💬 320 📌 745

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 👍 22510 🔁 8137 💬 102 📌 68