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I just assume that all the delays are to give his people time to go through each page and shred the ones he appears in.

I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing though a tiny bit differently.

I guess that I’d eat mashed potatoes off the right person’s hips.

At the rate he’s going, he won’t be able to find his nose a year from now. Physical and mental stability are draining from him by the hour.

Whether they have or haven’t doesn’t matter. He doesn’t listen.

It’s bad pizza, so no fomo.

And is the coffee chain going to sue the estate of Herman Melville?

Cute cat. Beautiful step stool.

Thank you for your honesty. Personally I’m just waiting for nature to take its course. Until then, I’m stumped. It’s unacceptable to not care. It’s maddening to care and have no solution.

I think a lot more are horrified than can be measured, but what can we do about it? A tyrant controls all three branches of government. There are no checks and balances on his power. He punishes those who resist. Even when a federal judge blocks him, he ignores it. Now what?

Groove is in the Heart by Dee-light sets the energy for any playlist aimed at getting shit done.

“We’ll test in production.”

Akira Kurosawa’s Naked Gun

I always feel so emotionally manipulated watching them.

Attention sports announcers: The word you want is “aggressiveness,” not “aggression.” Aggressiveness is playing tough and taking chances. Aggression is when a player strikes out and breaks the dugout water cooler with his bat.

Jokes are when you say something funny. Example: monkey

Trump inherited his money from his daddy who got rich off tax dollars. It’s a family tradition.

They are now called winkers in perpetuity.

But you have to spend all night in their haunted mansion or you get nothing.

If you can’t go cold turkey, commit to fewer and fewer kings over time.

I think we all embiggened our vocabulary today.

Not if you had yours permanently lasered off years ago thinking that the trend of prepubescent crotches would never go out of style. 😒

What about the other 21%? Do they think school is for squares? This feels like an incomplete statistic.

For me there is a very small sweet spot between pants too loose and fall off and gut hangs over and chafes on my belt/buckle.

“Wanna kiss me, ducky?”

Guns n’ Garfunkel

Guns n’ Garfunkel

Lisan al Gaib!

Suck it, Slovenia! USA! USA!

You made a skeleton? By tearing the flesh off of a living human that was sitting on your swing? I know it’s Halloween, but that’s an extreme reaction. Cute swing, though.