Imagine already being late for work and coming outside discovering you have a boot on your car — boot man takes forever to remove it and now you have to call out from work because traffic is now crazy and it’s taking over an hour to get there. Yes. Fuck my Monday. I need alcohol.
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Have fun!
New Orleans, what’s good?!
How is this man our president ?!?
Baby, this bartender is making TF out of these margaritas!!!!!!!! I love it! #HappyNationalMargaritaWeekend
Good Morning ⛈️
I thought the groundhog said otherwise?
Yes, funny you asked this. I used to get calls and text messages about selling my parents home a couple of years after my dad passed away.
Why today couldn’t be Friday 😓
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Heeyy. Thanks poo. You know I was ☺️
Howdy 👋🏾
These Atlanta police officers are fine 😩I almost committed a crime
You chose to dine out on one of the busiest days for a restaurant, and you lack patience. Can you make sense of this?
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I need a makeover
Thank you!!! Me too.!! Almost done 💙
Happy Birthday, handsome!
Energy level is below 50%
I’m over it
Moving is for the birds 🫤
Friday can’t get here fast enough 😩
Racism is taught in our society. It is not automatic.
I have been without internet for 2 days 🙄 thanks AT&T
I heard you moved lol
Sunday Funday!
This acid reflux ain’t no joke tonight
I was supposed to be moving this weekend but they pushed the date back 😭
It’s literally 15 degrees here 🥶
