It's TheGirlPie!

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

An outstanding warrant for my arrest has been downgraded to an above average warrant.

It’s lightly sprinkling outside and there’s a turtle laying on a log in the pond with its legs stretched out and its head pointed up, enjoying the sprinkles. Just a tiny good thing happening in the world.

She wears them so well!

Finally, some good news: I have just learned that itzy bitsy spider is "witzi witzi araña" in Spanish

Thank you! 😁

Is there any real chance of a reaching a peace deal in a war where one side are irrational religious zealots operating under a repressive theocracy, and so are the other two.

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A welcome mat that says “Welcome Matt” so only Matthews will feel good about visiting.

Link to this article: link.latimes.com/view/66df4e1...

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

Vague "street closure" map of the 2026 route of the LA Marathon, shows it begin at Dodger Stadium to the East, cross the city via Sunset Bl., Hollywood Bl., Santa Monica Bl., and San Vicente BUT it stops before reaching Santa Monica and doubles back to finish in Century City, making it a long day of not being able to get out of Westwood Village. (Lorena Elebee credited)

PSA for my LA neighbors: the LA Marathon is Sunday.

a peace sign saying world stay in your pajamas day

this week was a month so im calling a stay in your pajamas day for tomorrow.

Ya gotta love TCM’s well-times editorials!

Truly one of my favorite activities

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Please enjoy this 3-parter from Mary, Our Saint of Small Sanities

I saw my reflection in a dollhouse mirror. And so begins my new life.

‘J’ is the most recent letter added to the alphabet.

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

Single-panel cartoon by Paul Noth. A woman carrying a coffee cup in a kitchen. Sitting at the counter is a man (presumably her husband/partner), who is wearing full military uniform and working on a laptop. She asks: "Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

Salon sign reads “Guaranteed Shorter Hair.”

“Meeting expectations since 1994.”

put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format

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Thanks, everyone! My new #Dateline podcast called TRACE OF SUSPICION is already #1 on the Apple chart. Subscribers can listen now; everyone else can hear the first two episodes for free next Tuesday.

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Me [turning on my favorite show]: I can’t wait to watch this week’s episode. They ended on a cliffhanger last week.

Show: *devotes entire episode to flashback*

Me: SON OF A

Artists, quote post with an old piece that you still like :)