et avant cela, tu dois payer les frais de voyage pour les auditions!
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et avant cela, tu dois payer les frais de voyage pour les auditions!
French universities
Il faut acheter les billets OPTIMUM++, c'est interdit aux ricains
FOCS 2026 will be held in New York City Nov 8 - 11! CFP is up (link below). Submit your best work in theoretical computer science by April 1, 5pm ET.
Absolutely love this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...
Kudos to the Norwegian Consumer Council for their efforts to fight enshittification!
www.forbrukerradet.no/news-in-engl...
Read their report here:
storage02.forbrukerradet.no/media/2026/0...
Come see me speak about the new era of simplex method theory. Wednesday!
N'importe quoi. Tout le monde le sait bien que ce sont les fusions des universités qui nous font monter dans le ranking.
ou peut-être qu'iels font ça jusqu'à trouver quelqu'un qui dit ce qu'iels veulent entendre
📚 Jai déjà lu des thèses de doctorat en neuropsychologie et des méta analyses dans le train.
👶 Nombre de fois où un enfant m'a gêné : 0
🚅 Nombre de fois où des adultes étaient pénibles à parler au téléphone ou regarder des vidéos sans casque : plein
Si vous cherchez à réduire vos dépendances numériques aux US, je vous invite à jeter un œil sur le site European Alternatives qui recense des services européens dans pas mal de catégories (mails, messageries, VPN, cloud etc.) ⤵️
european-alternatives.eu/categories
ICALP 2026 CFP is out.
This year it’ll be at Royal Holloway (London area), July 7–10, 2026.
Abstract registration: Feb 3
Paper deadline: Feb 6
Details: icalppodcspaa2026.cs.rhul.ac.uk/icalp/
If you are only worried about the world cup, there is no problem. This is just for immigrant visa. Nonimmigrant ones can still be granted for those who still dare visiting the country.
J'adore ce bouquin
Reminder: Two weeks left to apply for the Assistant/Associate Professor positions in Theoretical Computer Science at Cambridge.
Application deadline: 15 December 2025.
Details and application portal:
cst.cam.ac.uk/assistantass...
WTF!
ici, la difference c'est qu'ils disent que c'est *verifiable*. De ce que j'ai compris, pour vérifier, on a besoin d'un autre système quantique qui pour le simuler, du coup ce n'est pas tout à fait ce qu'on cherche.
Department of Physics at UIUC is looking for an Assistant Professor in Theoretical Quantum Information Science, including, but not limited to, quantum error correction, quantum optics, quantum algorithms, and AMO physics.
Application deadline: Dec 1
illinois.csod.com/ux/ats/caree...
The simplex algorithm is super efficient. 80 years of experience says it runs in linear time. Nobody can explain _why_ it is so fast.
We invented a new algorithm analysis framework to find out.
The word ‘head’ is etymologically related to ‘chef’, the head of a kitchen. And to ‘chief’, the head of a group.
These are also related to ‘cape’, a headland, and ‘per capita’, literally “by heads” – and yes, to Spanish ‘cabeza’ too.
Zoom in on my new graphic to learn all about this word family:
Aarhus hiring "up to six" professors in CS, all levels, also in TCS: international.au.dk/about/profil...
I’m looking for postdocs and PhD students to join my group at Cambridge!
Topics include: Classical & Quantum Complexity, Sublinear Algorithms, Coding Theory, Cryptography, Learning Theory, and their interplay with Fourier Analysis & Additive Combinatorics.
To apply or inquire, email me your CV.
chez nous la passage de SIFAC à SIFAC+ a duré plus que ça 🫠
is the latter in the foque's space?
juste pour les projets où la gestion sera CNRS? je n'ai rien entendu de ça
Cambridge is recruiting Assistant/Associate Professors in Theoretical Computer Science. #TCS #AcademicJobs
Application deadline: 15 December 2025. Contact me for informal inquiries. See more details and apply here:
www.cst.cam.ac.uk/assistantass...
In a series of posts, we aim to present a set of essential tools & techniques that we believe every aspiring quantum information theorist should have in their toolbox. 🧰🛠️
We think these techniques will also be useful for researchers in adjacent fields.
All tools will be linked in this thread: 🧵
Vous pouvez soutenir ma proposition à la Cour des Comptes d'examiner les marchés publics de voyagistes, notamment dans l'ESR :
participationcitoyenne.ccomptes.fr/processes/co...
Dear colleagues, positions at CNRS (and INRIA) will (in all probability) be announced this winter. By then it will however be too late to properly prepare an application. Recent PhDs, postdocs etc interested in such positions should get right now in contact with teams who would like to recruit them.
Surtout quand c'est une *déclaration*