Spaceman Spiff

Oh my god he’s so cute

Yo that moth morphed

How was your curry though

You already fooled them twice with Castlevania 64, just imagine how mad they’ll be when they find out it’s all a long con

How has expecting things from Keiji Inafune gone for you in the past

😭

Terrifying number of people who are like “yeah I bought this game, I fucking hate it, I’ve beaten it 17 times”

FFXII. (Mostly) bland characters, bland story, bland world, bland gameplay, destroyed my faith in what was my favorite series until then and no game in the series since has done anything to restore it.

Skyward Sword and Mega Man X7 only didn’t qualify because I got them for my birthday/Christmas.

You can just drop a new one without a case right away to get that same effect

Looks good don’t like the rice tho leave that on pizza where it belongs

guy guard…

Something similar happened when we went to a pizza place about a month ago and one TV in the front was playing dirt bike racing and the rest all had “you have used up this month’s free streaming allotment” on them

I hope you didn’t sleep too late to get a hot dog

My grandma used Karo syrup (the kind made for pancakes) so when I got older and recipes called for Karo syrup (corn syrup) I was so confused

Adding another tally mark to the “got em hooked” wall ✅

Congammalations! Knew it was only a matter of time

I worked in electronics for that. They never told us how many preorders there were so we’d just put a stack under the counter and it would either sit there for a week as people went “but it says you have it online” or we’d sell out of preorders and get yelled at.

Oh hell yeah

NO, DON'T USE THE ICE CREAM MACHINE! IT'LL JUST BREAK DOWN AND WASTE YOUR VALUABLE TIME AGAINST THE IRON CHEF!!!

I liked it a lot. I also have the physical version if you don’t wanna buy it

Actraiser 2

An onion article that has been edited to have character renders of Zero from the Mega Man series. The headline reads "Humanity still producing New Character Designs as Though Mega Man's Zero Doesn't Already Exist."

Chicken Soup for the Ears…

It was great! Sometimes you’d just trip and fall onto one of the best games ever made! I grabbed Legend of Mana at a rental store just because it had a pretty cover and the name Squaresoft on it!

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When Zero shot Vile’s arm off at the beginning of X it was actually life changing for me. Coolest guy ever.

5 extra inches is a big difference!

Weird how much of this autodud’d Sara content is about lamps now

My friend did this but it was with Smash Bros.

A childhood friend of mine thought the Parental Advisory label on albums meant they said the N-word on it.