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Joachim Heijndermans

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Writer, artist, filmmaker, designer, comic book letterer, SFWA member and collector of toys. He/him. https://linktr.ee/jheijndermans. http://www.joachimheijndermans.com

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Its officially tickets are now on sale for Terato Con 2!

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/teratocon-...

Terato Con – A convention dedicated to monster romance media.

#monsterlover ##monstererotica #monsterromance #Teratocon

06.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He did wear a pair of crocs...after they killed Pog's little gator friend...

06.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Je/jouw/jij for informal, U/Uw for formal addressing.

06.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned a lot about writing by writing comic scripts for others to draw. If you forget to mention anything, you can't be upset the artists didn't draw it.
And drawing comics is a lot like acting. Ask any artist.

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A robot holding a sharp blade approaches a bleeding Caesar, holding it ready to plunge into the dictator's chest.

Caesar: "Kaì sý, téch-non?"

This summer: "B-ware the I.D.S of March"

06.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I'll manage.

06.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sick, if I had to guess. Never really had hayfever.

06.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That said, I'm gonna finish this short *legally not Swamp-Thing* story for the competition today.
Even though I'm pretty busy.
…
…
I'm a swamped thing.
…
Gimme a break I'm delirious.

06.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find Dutch (my native tongue) very difficult to write in, and I mostly default to English.

That said, I do like that in Dutch you can indicate respect (or the lack thereof) just by how someone uses 'you'.

(Yeah, other languages have it too, but I'm working with the tools i got)

06.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dank je. I'll manage. Jij ook beterschap gewenst.

06.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because that wager on that game of pinball.

Still, who would've thought the other guy would win? That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.

06.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay, a day to write!
*sniffle*
*cough*
*woozy*
Oh, son of a--

06.03.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The Princess of Thailand briefly watched over me while my mom was pulled away to talk to someone important.

06.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the most part, celebrities doing ads for products are pretty lazy and meaningless.

That said, I think the Dutch Lipton's commercial with Ice-T is legit funny.

06.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Last Dragoners of Bowbazar eBook Subterranean Press creates readable art, publishing limited editions and groundbreaking original works of science fiction, fantasy, and horror.

It's apparently World Book Day, so here are the books I've written/edited, any attention given to them is always appreciated. Thank you🀍

THE LAST DRAGONERS OF BOWBAZAR; 90s/00s mythic realist coming of age about a Calcuttan family who may be refugees from another reality. BFA winner, Locus nominee.

05.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

Aw. That bites. But happy bithday in advance.

06.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had that years back, but id just flown for 9hrs, so flight 2 I laid across and slept like a rose.

06.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Id rather have Ralph get a pile of money to make his animated horror film idea.

06.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
International women's day. March 8.

International women's day. March 8.

More itch bundles πŸ’ƒ

This one features books with women/ female presenting protagonists written by women/ female presenting authors.

Grab these 32 books for just $32 🀘
~Regularly $130, so save 75% πŸ”₯

itch.io/b/3556/inter...
πŸ“’πŸ“šπŸ’™ #DiscountBooks

04.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Pencil drawing of two dragons meeting a much larger three-headed creature above a bubbling pit of volcanic lava.

Pencil drawing of two dragons meeting a much larger three-headed creature above a bubbling pit of volcanic lava.

And the sketch that started it all: MacBeth and Banquo meeting the Weird Sisters

06.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A set of storyboards featuring an army cheering as they prepare for battle, with one man on horseback riding off towards the enemy…when a set of claws swoop down to grab him.

A set of storyboards featuring an army cheering as they prepare for battle, with one man on horseback riding off towards the enemy…when a set of claws swoop down to grab him.

Storyboards of a dragon grabbing a man and horse, taking them up into the sky and dropping them, then blasting both with fire as they fall, crashing onto the dirt while an army watches.

Storyboards of a dragon grabbing a man and horse, taking them up into the sky and dropping them, then blasting both with fire as they fall, crashing onto the dirt while an army watches.

Storyboards of the army as they look on in terror. Cut to the opposite army, and a massive dragon lands among them.

Storyboards of the army as they look on in terror. Cut to the opposite army, and a massive dragon lands among them.

Storyboards, closing in on the dragon as it pulls back and roars, leading to the title screen MacBeth.

Storyboards, closing in on the dragon as it pulls back and roars, leading to the title screen MacBeth.

Thanks!
It might be a while before any of them are going anywhere.
But until then, some storyboards for MacBeth.

06.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What a catgagating ad! I'm convinced.

06.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then I better get to drawing that graphic novel adaptation of mine, don't I?

(My poor drawing hand...)

06.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Toss up between MacBeth, Richard 3 and the Tempest.
Mostly because this little lunatic has aspirations to adapt all three someday.

Ive thumbnailed the first act of Richard for the graphic novel...

06.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Publicist: "There is no such thing as bad publicity!"

*several Burger ceo's 'consume' 'product' in an attempt to start a trend.*

Publicist: "oh dear God...I was wrong. You maniacs!! You did it! You found bad publicity! Damn you all to hell!!!"

06.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smart.
Some of the cut stuff in my novel might go elsewhere.
...
But there was some stuff that needed to go. Just drug the story down.

05.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See, @chiitan.love knows good books when they see it!
(γ©γ†γ‚‚γ‚γ‚ŠγŒγ¨γ†)

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel that. I ended up cutting 50k words from my novel, which is a whole ass book by itself. Gone. Mist on a hardrive, sent to the void with the slam of a backspace.

05.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Is that scented litter?"

05.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you checked the very Queer March bundle out on Itch yet?

05.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1