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Alex | 29 | He/They | AuDHD | Artist, Doll Collector, Former Starbucks Union Organizer

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Close up photo of an orange tabby cat 

There is a small freckle next to her eye with a red heart drawn around it

Close up photo of an orange tabby cat There is a small freckle next to her eye with a red heart drawn around it

My childhood orange cat was born with little lip freckles ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ

Baby Chili here may not have lip freckles yet, but she does little freckle next to her eye

When we adopted her I kept trying to wipe it away thinking it was an eye boogie

But it's in all the baby pictures we got from the foster ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sketch of a chubby bug fairy themed woman.

Sketch of a chubby bug fairy themed woman.

I sketched a buggy fairy babe ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿชฒ๐Ÿž๐ŸŒฟ

04.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 979 ๐Ÿ” 176 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fuckin love the lip freckles orange cats get ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ

My orange girl is just a baby, just turned one

No lip freckles yet, but I'm sure she just needs time to earn her spots ๐Ÿซก

05.03.2026 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"surely the Paralympics will have fewer low-stakes scandals than the Olympics" he said out loud to nobody, hoping to be proven wrong

04.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 176 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œThe children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.โ€

James Baldwin

28.02.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3007 ๐Ÿ” 1182 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of an orange cat laying on her back, fully stretched out with her belly up.

The photographer's hand laying on her belly.

Photo of an orange cat laying on her back, fully stretched out with her belly up. The photographer's hand laying on her belly.

I can't believe this goober turns 1 in a couple days ๐Ÿฅบโค๏ธ

27.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The SAVE Act has nothing to do with voter ID and everything to do with making it harder for women, Black people, and young people to register to vote.

It wonโ€™t pass.

25.02.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 234 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Let's hope Canadian NHL fans give Auston the welcome he deserves when the season resumes

24.02.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If youโ€™ve been following our socials on Facebook and Instagram (and if not, you should be!), youโ€™ll have already seen this Highland Cow in front of a rainbowโ€ฆ and if you havenโ€™t, youโ€™re welcome! ๐Ÿฎ๐ŸŒˆ

#Coosday #HighlandCow #HairyCoos @visit-scotland.bsky.social #Scotland

24.02.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the chewy app after initiating a return 

Blue text on a white background reads: no need to send this back. Feel free to donate to a friend, neighbor, or shelter.

Screenshot of the chewy app after initiating a return Blue text on a white background reads: no need to send this back. Feel free to donate to a friend, neighbor, or shelter.

Anyway so shout-out to chewy?

Some wet food we got upset one of the two kitty's tummies and created chemical warfare in the litterbox

Went to initiate a return
Got a full refund and was told to just donate it.

Love that. ๐Ÿซก

24.02.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldnโ€™t write the worldโ€™s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

19.02.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 8583 ๐Ÿ” 1052 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone (if you have one and you feel like it).

18.02.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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how your email finds me

18.02.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 127 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of an orange tabby laying on a window sill in between two layers of curtains 

(White inner curtain, green outer curtains)

Photo of an orange tabby laying on a window sill in between two layers of curtains (White inner curtain, green outer curtains)

Photo of said orange tabby little paws, showing off her polydactyl thumbs

Photo of said orange tabby little paws, showing off her polydactyl thumbs

This is Chili

She's double rare:
A female orange cat
A polydactyl cat

She's also really annoying, I love her โค๏ธ

18.02.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If all else fails and they keep trying to give you the "friend discount"

You can use the tactic my partners grandma used

Sneak into their house (/hotel room)

Put money on their counter

Leave ๐Ÿ˜‚

18.02.2026 04:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Up-to-date BlueSky Crop Aspect Ratio
Crop Sizes for Bluesky as of 18 Oct 2024

By default, single images are uncropped. If image is too tall (Exceeds the 1:2 aspect ratio) then it will be cropped. Single images that are too tall may be scaled down but aspect ratio is preserved

With two images, both of them share a square aspect ratio of 1:1

For three images, the first image is square (1:1) while the other two are half-squares (2:1)

And for 4 images, all of them are 3:2

Up-to-date BlueSky Crop Aspect Ratio Crop Sizes for Bluesky as of 18 Oct 2024 By default, single images are uncropped. If image is too tall (Exceeds the 1:2 aspect ratio) then it will be cropped. Single images that are too tall may be scaled down but aspect ratio is preserved With two images, both of them share a square aspect ratio of 1:1 For three images, the first image is square (1:1) while the other two are half-squares (2:1) And for 4 images, all of them are 3:2

I came across an outdated guide on image grid sizing crop/proportions for bsky earlier, and I felt it was important to create an updated version! Please use this new guide instead!

18.10.2024 10:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 59249 ๐Ÿ” 25693 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2023 ๐Ÿ“Œ 467

Adding on to this: you should actually pay your friends more for their art if you can afford it. Because you love them and want them to succeed!

18.02.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Colorful rainbow woman touching a rainbow slider that is during into paint blobs. The woman has rainbow hair, one rainbow braid, a white hoodie and red pants. Drawn by gdbee in Feb 2026

Colorful rainbow woman touching a rainbow slider that is during into paint blobs. The woman has rainbow hair, one rainbow braid, a white hoodie and red pants. Drawn by gdbee in Feb 2026

some rainbows for your workweek

16.02.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3791 ๐Ÿ” 1392 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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NYC Fuck Trump rally outside of Trump Tower. ๐Ÿ‘€

Happy Presidents' Day! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

16.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 435 ๐Ÿ” 105 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.

My god do we need UBI

โ€œResearchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up householdsโ€™ finances for necessities.โ€œ

16.02.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1625 ๐Ÿ” 611 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 118
Photo of a black and white cat curled up on a brown blanket.

Photo of a black and white cat curled up on a brown blanket.

SpongeBob "that's what we've been waiting for meme"

Three fish pointing through the order window at the Krusty Krab

White text reads "that's what we've been waiting for"

SpongeBob "that's what we've been waiting for meme" Three fish pointing through the order window at the Krusty Krab White text reads "that's what we've been waiting for"

I've been trying to get one of the cats to sit on my lap all day ๐Ÿ˜ญ

16.02.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

15.02.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 7779 ๐Ÿ” 2366 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 176

And look, I get why people feel this way after 2024. The stakes are real. But โ€œIโ€™ll vote for literally anyoneโ€ isnโ€™t the flex people think it is. It tells every potential candidate that your concerns donโ€™t need to be addressed. Youโ€™re already locked in. Why would they bother?

15.02.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 259 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

If you're a GOP voter, you have to explain to me why pedophilia is okay, and if you can't finish three sentences before I yell "BIIIIIIITCH HOUUUUSE," you're chemically sterilized

15.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files.
1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files."
2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse."
3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

14.02.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 13230 ๐Ÿ” 4030 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
Stella the bicolor tabby has a wee Palestinian flag tucked in her sparkly pink collar

Stella the bicolor tabby has a wee Palestinian flag tucked in her sparkly pink collar

Stella says free Palestine!!!

14.02.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 209 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Giving players things they could have done themselves if they hadn't cut create a style

Classic EA โค๏ธ

15.02.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just a few more heart shaped art Iโ€™ve done over the years! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

14.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 165 ๐Ÿ” 65 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

California (by some miracle) is the only state not in drought. We have not had enough cold days to produce peaches, plums, nectarines, cherriesโ€ฆ we are back in El Niรฑo. Climate warming is far more rapid in the last 3 years than predicted, we are in trouble. We have been 70-80 since January. ๐ŸŒฑ

13.02.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible news. The gender critical crowd has been trying to capture EU institutions and so far they've failed. The EU may yet be a safe haven for trans people.

13.02.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 683 ๐Ÿ” 123 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4