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Three actually. USA, Russia, Israel. No idea about North Korea but mob doesn’t seem the right word

08.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

International Women’s Day is only 23 hours

I’ll just leave that right there

08.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess where Lasseter is now? Skydance!

08.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would argue they knew exactly what they were doing, which was deliberately sabotaging needed public works programs by offering snake oil they never had any intention of delivering.

07.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 2775 πŸ” 769 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 11
My big baby tuxedo cat lying on a bed all covered in his moulted hair and looking shocked that I would accuse him

My big baby tuxedo cat lying on a bed all covered in his moulted hair and looking shocked that I would accuse him

But I am INNOCENT I tell you

08.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions
Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions YouTube video by Lily Alexandre

Youtube version out too!
youtu.be/ztQJ7XGuPhc?...

07.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lily Alexandre β€” Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions

Out now on Nebula:

Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions

05.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1026 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 16

The pres-veep-pres-veep shuffle seems like something that needs to be tried and committed to. The ego and power and hero worship cults are deeply embedded. Biden was a victim of hubris and those who get ahead stroking hubris. I don’t like worshipping parties either but we are stuck i guess.

07.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me preparing to post on Bluesky:

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like we can narrow down the possibilities of which country hit the school. Cross off Jamaica, and Tibet for a start

06.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How much do we bet it all is now in a Russian bank account?

06.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cigarettes

06.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
Cows With Guns - The Original Animation YouTube video by Thermosion

youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI?...

06.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dire Straits - Tunnel Of Love (Official Music Video)
Dire Straits - Tunnel Of Love (Official Music Video) YouTube video by DireStraitsVEVO

I never realized there was a music for this and it is weird. Like, bad AI made a Dire Straits in the style of a prince mv… but shot on film stock.
youtu.be/gAirINwjaxE?...

06.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t been in one yet but poke U of T, there is an obsession with McLuhan here.

06.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would do some nice things for me, and then focus on making sure rich people have to live next to real people. NGL, if it was a lot I'd buy up land saying I'd develop minerals and then just not.

05.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be in my office.

05.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Skill issue

05.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwe accidentally built a social media app with over 40 million users where you can block the mods with a single button. plz don’t do it tho or we’ll be mad πŸ˜‘β€

04.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 932 πŸ” 286 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

David Strathairn needs to call his lawyer i think, geeze.

05.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Metric - Victim of Luck (Official Music Video)
Metric - Victim of Luck (Official Music Video) YouTube video by metricmusic

Shoot like a magnet to the surface of the sun
youtu.be/shmhTOUd8mA?...

05.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the oath he never took and now hates:
... I will faithfully observe
The laws of Canada
Including the Constitution
Which recognizes and affirms
The Aboriginal and treaty rights of
First Nations, Inuit and MΓ©tis peoples
And fulfil my duties as a Canadian citizen.

I stand on guard.

05.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a facebook post from Steve Paikin. 
David Frum on Trump's Iran attack and why Carney's Canada must be more 'cold-blooded' than ever
before

By Steve Paikin
(Here's a sneak peek of my The Toronto Star column, which will appear in the paper this Saturday).
More than 20 years ago, David Frum co-wrote a book called "An End to Evil," in which he explicitly called
for regime change in Iran. So, that felt like a good place to start my conversation with this brilliant foreign
affairs observer, born and raised in Toronto, and who made a name for himself at the highest levels of
power in Washington, D.C., as a speech writer in President George W. Bush's administration. He's now a
staff writer for The Atlantic and host of its podcast, The David Frum Show.

A screenshot of a facebook post from Steve Paikin. David Frum on Trump's Iran attack and why Carney's Canada must be more 'cold-blooded' than ever before By Steve Paikin (Here's a sneak peek of my The Toronto Star column, which will appear in the paper this Saturday). More than 20 years ago, David Frum co-wrote a book called "An End to Evil," in which he explicitly called for regime change in Iran. So, that felt like a good place to start my conversation with this brilliant foreign affairs observer, born and raised in Toronto, and who made a name for himself at the highest levels of power in Washington, D.C., as a speech writer in President George W. Bush's administration. He's now a staff writer for The Atlantic and host of its podcast, The David Frum Show.

The arch ghoul, David Frum, is being laundered milky white to fit back into his original country. He's the thought elite of Canada's Epstein class, with the job of returning the status quo and erasing the Truth and Reconciliation Commission calls to action. This man is Canada's Yarvin. Fight back.

05.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The suspicious device i use to play pirated tetris roms needs to verify my age now? I remember 9/11 was on a Tuesday.

05.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a shirtless man is smiling in a shower while taking a shower . Alt: a shirtless man is smiling in a shower while taking a shower. It is the famous old spice commercial guy

This guy next pleeeeeese? Preferably for president πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

04.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s worse if you look it up. Railway guages make more sense than coffee cup measurements

04.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was both worse than i imagined before i watched it and it kinda slaps in a postmodern sense… Unbelievable this is a real campaign

04.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
#FAQ
Ontology: what the fuck?
Causality: why the fuck?
Epistemology: how the why the fuck?
Phenomenology: the fuck.

#FAQ Ontology: what the fuck? Causality: why the fuck? Epistemology: how the why the fuck? Phenomenology: the fuck.

04.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a hockey player with the number 69 on his skates Alt: a hockey player with the number 69 on his skates does a little dance to mock the team hanging out behind the boards

No, but that is what your mom gave me last night

04.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

04.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 3631 πŸ” 507 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 81