Dog Eggs

I thought all Asian people are one person who dresses differently and sometimes shows up in more than one place at a time

High-fiber fast food chain Bowel King

I guess

Mashing up some potatoes to put in your pocket later

Sex work is work. Work sex is sex.

help i just farted and idk where it went

damn I was using that with all these neutrons

living the dream over here

you'll never take my beans unless you pry them from my cold dead cans

tHeY wErE rAiSeD iN a CuLt

this one simple trick is guaranteed to shorten your hair

sorry I puked all over you, I thought you were a cop

Mr. Sweetdick

this post hit my brain like a warm glass of milk

boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog

offensive, disgusting, embarrassing

eating cicadas to help my circadian rhythm

Wet furniture contest

no you're way off, it happens at 3:47 am

well look who it is, it's Mr. Fuck

anyone who wants to date me has to download an app that controls my neurotransmitters

fuckhead checking in

hont dong

I don't like it, but it's a solid joke and it demands to be told by a dad

ask your doctor if dog eggs are right for you

I find this difficult to masturbate to, and yet informative

damn right nancy

if I could get mine with extra chunks of wildebeest, that'd be great

juice box if you have one

I'm still there by the way (hope that's ok)