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If you follow me and I have no idea who you are, I'm likely to block you.

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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 12556 πŸ” 3382 πŸ’¬ 197 πŸ“Œ 105

RENEW! RENEW!

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If i had to guess, I'd say probably goop and/or muck

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What color Crocs?

06.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be delighted if they got on the no-fly list.

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 1165 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 9
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Comic Arts Fest 2026 - L'Alliance New York

Just announced: L'Alliance New York's Comic Arts Fest (April 24-26). A Sunday screening of the documentary Superheroes: A Never-Ending Battle, includes a talkback session with me and the doc's driving forces: @michaelkantor.bsky.social and Laurence Maslon. Join us!
lallianceny.org/event/comic-...

06.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is amazing.

05.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
4-panel SMBC comic update. A lawyer in a suit is passing an envelop to a man sitting at a desk. The lawyer says he was sent by the employee's wife to serve him these papers. The employee is shocked, saying that he loves her, and trails off saying she loves him too. He pulls the papers out of the envelop. It's filled with blank construction paper. The lawyer adds that she also sent crayons and horsie stencils, prompting the man to say "HOORAY!" happily.

4-panel SMBC comic update. A lawyer in a suit is passing an envelop to a man sitting at a desk. The lawyer says he was sent by the employee's wife to serve him these papers. The employee is shocked, saying that he loves her, and trails off saying she loves him too. He pulls the papers out of the envelop. It's filled with blank construction paper. The lawyer adds that she also sent crayons and horsie stencils, prompting the man to say "HOORAY!" happily.

I need to do an upbeat comic week one of these days. They all end with hooray.

COMIC β—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/serve
PATREON β—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE β—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

04.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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some good ideas here...

19.01.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 229 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13
Doug is pointing at Walter, his giant white Maine Coon girl, curled up sleeping up against his shoulder.

Doug is pointing at Walter, his giant white Maine Coon girl, curled up sleeping up against his shoulder.

Walter and I can relate.

05.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine moved to Manhattan some time before I came along. But raising my mom in certain areas of Brooklyn is the reason there's so much Yiddish slang in my vocabulary.

(My mom was the eldest child of a carpenter named Joseph and his wife Mary. No shit.)

04.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Huh! My maternal grandfather was in NYC as well. Carpenter in Brooklyn.

04.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Huh, I'm only a dad to our cats. Maybe that's why in this house it's a tie between you and Stross?

04.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This news cheered me up more than news about Democrats suffering losses usually does.

04.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is awesome. Maybe the kiddo will become a media archivist or something?

04.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: β€œCan we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
β€œBest I can do is sentient tofu.”

03.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 6541 πŸ” 1854 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 105
The Wang 2200 computer, vintage 1973.

The Wang 2200 computer, vintage 1973.

My Wang hasn’t experienced optimal performance efficiency for decades.

04.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
03.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 8203 πŸ” 1819 πŸ’¬ 251 πŸ“Œ 54

Sometimes it's Phobos. Sometimes it's Titan. Rarely, it's even Charon. (Got a late start on that one! Charon wasn't discovered until I was ten years old.)

03.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice! Barry is a ruddy Somali. (That's why he's named Barry. He "wears red" and runs too fast to see, so he's named "Barry Allen".)

03.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. Might be interesting to invest in multiband antennas.

03.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What frequency rangers are typically used by the railroads? Can standard off-the-shelf scanners pick 'em up?

(attn: @lizardincrimson.bsky.social)

03.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I kinda love that for them.

03.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part is, he *knows*. He gets away with so much.

03.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Barry the Somali kitty photobombed a picture my wife was trying to take, resulting in this enthusiastic close-up.

Barry the Somali kitty photobombed a picture my wife was trying to take, resulting in this enthusiastic close-up.

Barry the Somali kitty thinks this kind of thing can be fun.

03.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure anyone could pay me enough to be famous.l

03.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is very possible. I've always had trouble with your earthling "humor".

02.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only if you duct tape wings to them.

02.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course! I can remember being pissed off at my science teacher in seventh grade because someone did a social science experiment for the science fair and he said it had nothing to do with science. Kid elaborated on using the scientific method and everything.

02.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0