cat squasher-downer

you gotta be careful tho, that adds an extra bit to your drivers/state ID application where they hold up a mirror to see if you try to kill your reflection or not

fwiw this means you're one step closer to being legally defined as a feral animal

unfortunately for him and the rest of the planet, he's so mind-bogglingly stupid that he tried this tactic against the Ayatollah

as if he really believed the all-caps threat of death and destruction would get THE AYATOLLAH to back down and tell him how much cash it'd take to go away forever. (3/3)

to him, everything is a business transaction, everyone is a business person, and most critically, Trump then projects his own corrupt amoral mindset onto those business people: they must all have a price for which they'll gladly bend, and he just needs to force them to tell it to him (2/3)

it was pretty obvious from the start that there wasn't a plan beyond verbal threats followed by bombing them like Iraq was just a warm-up, but I think there's more to it than just "they're all dumb as hell"

specifically, that Trump is incapable of imagining people who aren't like himself (1/3)

almost tomorrow o'clock

I forget if I said anything to you, I just remember being tired enough that you appearing in the strange liminal airport construction zone was enough to make me genuinely worry I had been sucked into a computer generated world for the remainder of the escalator ride lmao

I was going down an escalator thinking about how it really felt like I was in a kinda eerie unfinished VR world,

and at just that moment I realized @alphamonster.creature.cool was behind me on the neighboring escalator

and I was briefly unsure if I was actually in the real world or not lol

remembering that last time I did FWA, I think 2023, going thru the Atlanta airport on the way home

there was a whole section that was under construction - just big white opaque tarps and bare white temp walls everywhere blocking the work zones, some of them at weird angles and shapes... (1/2)

m e o w

*followfollow*

Heathcliff sits contemplatively in an armchair, surrounded by several framed pictures of meat, with a few pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling on wires. Grandma Nutmeg stands at the doorway with her friend and says "His aesthetic is meat core."

07 Mar 2026

wow

Tropical Fuck Storm - You Let My Tyres Down (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

maaaaan it's hard to say exactly why I love this song so much, but god do I love it

the raw emotion in the guitar riffs, the escalating anxious intensity, the group chorus, the brutal drumming... just a fucking powerhouse of a song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cBb...

b a b y

yeah my friends call me that too, you ain't special blue boy

"up next CSI"
no no no no no no no

A mockup wallpaper of Windows 13 using the Windows logo, the text 'Windows 13' with a random blue abstract shape in the background.

Windows 13 rumoured to be "the 13th reason why you're finally swapping to Linux", sources say.

using a mid-jiggle impact glitch against her right ass cheek to reset the sex minigame's countdown timer

"minimal snow accumulation" wow thanks weather app

I just realized @311somerville.bsky.social is on here, so hey! would y'all mind clearing the rest of this lane and salting it? and the bike lanes along Washington right before and after this spot? it's *extremely* dangerous during heavy traffic for cyclists going through that area.

idk why but my first thought was "are they in a Zoom call I'm also supposed to be on"

ngl I'm pretty proud of the 3 piles I made in the process!

did my part last night with the bike lane under McGrath @ Washington by Union Sq... had to stop after 3 hours of hacking at ice with a metal shovel so it's still not safe to ride on, but I grabbed a conveniently abandoned orange cone and blocked the lane to hopefully prevent accidents

wow!!

Zoey why would you just casually describe my entire life's problems like this

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every now and then I'll remember that Peter Stormare was the guy in the VW "unpimp your auto" commercials AND Lucifer in Constantine

I'll save everyone the click, it's just this chart:

sign toilet one place one dream