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Author, drummer, urban wit. #AT40 regular. Letterman writer, 1991-2015, Adrianne Tolsch husband 1990-2016. That will always be my best credit.

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You guys sound great! Are you ready for your headliner?

05.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody stay home....

05.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men sit in a bowling alley with a sticker that says that 's on their head ALT: two men sit in a bowling alley with a sticker that says that 's on their head
04.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump really is a drug addict. I know MSM avoided topic of his personal habits for decades but you now have a Commander-in-Chief quite clearly under the influence and in over his head. More lives will be lost. β€˜He doesn’t even drink’ was his own myth, and btw β€˜dry goods’ count.

02.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 662 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:

Voters as β€œVotors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"

And, it included a non-party in the caption.

These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.

02.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 23102 πŸ” 7504 πŸ’¬ 1022 πŸ“Œ 436
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Watch out! fox unnews is at again. Think we wouldn’t know? GTFO

01.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1237 πŸ” 682 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 28

BREAKING: Air Force drops 50,000 copies of "Melania" on Tehran....

01.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

FULL DISCLOSURE: I went to Camp Powhatan with Steve Witkoff 1967-69. I have to be honest. NEVER saw this coming. I mean, you think you know a guy....

01.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
'Follow the money': Maddow’s INSTANT REACTION to U.S. striking Iran
'Follow the money': Maddow’s INSTANT REACTION to U.S. striking Iran YouTube video by MS NOW

For those who missed it.
youtu.be/QiNsRu2E1As?...

01.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In all things @mavisr.bsky.social, this is the most Mavis of Mavisness. #AT40.

01.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You know, I'm no different from anybody else
I start each day and end each night
It gets really lonely when you're by yourself
And where is love?
And who is love?
I gotta know
Doesn't somebody want to be wanted like me?
Where are you?
Doesn't somebody want to be wanted like me
Just like me #AT40

28.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The audience let him. Because they kinda knew. And this is what they heard:
Oliver: Jenny, I'm so sorry....
"THREE!"
"TWO!"
"ONE"
Jenny: No. Love means never having to say you're sorry.... #AT40

28.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When Oliver Barrett (Ryan O'Neal) can't find Jenny Calvilleri (Ali McGraw) and goes searching for her all over Cambridge, he sees her on a bench at nightfall. As the music swells, he runs up to her. The PA/editor jumped up in the middle of the theater and started counting down from 10....

28.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, since we're gonna hear it 3x today, here is a personal re-share some of the new #AT40 brethren and sistren haven't heard:
"Love Story" premiered at the Harvard Square Theater in December 1970. In the audience was a guy who had worked on the entire film as a PA and then in the edit room....

28.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have never heard this Bloodrock song until this moment. And may I add, "Thank God..." #AT40

28.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Long Gone.
HBO
Horrifically underrated.

27.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Department of Defense shoots down "Major Dad" reboot....

27.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand ..."

27.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha

27.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Album cover:
DIRK WILBURY: OFF THE DRAPES.... #AT40

27.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This?
This is why I stay.... #AT40

27.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ERNIE: let’s talk about what we saw in the 1st half
KENNY: the bench scoring was really-
CHUCK: have you guys ever fought a squirrel?
KENNY: what
SHAQ: I have
CHUCK: did you win?
SHAQ: I did
CHUCK: I didn’t
KENNY: can we talk about the game
ERNIE: *holds up hand* let them finish

27.02.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I like Chuck, but this is an unserious, hacky line....

25.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe the correct expression is not Too Nazi, but TeuTonic....

23.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I may, there's @jlcauvin.bsky.social and everyone else 10 lengths behind....

www.facebook.com/share/v/1Dkp...

23.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Hey Team, let’s use this victory celebration to rightfully honor our fallen teammate who was killed by a drunk driver. Drinking irresponsibly in USA has so many tragic consequences…’

Also:

23.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 346 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite Jiminy Glick exchange was when he was interviewing Tom Hanks, and Hanks began an answer with "When I was doing 'Forest Gump'...." and Jiminy interrupted, "No." Not "no" like "is that right?" But just "No." Like he was mistaken about playing Forest Gump.

23.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ahem....

23.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody stay home!!!!!!

23.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0