Mr B

leftover chicken sandwich

*checks the clock* it’s #LunchSandwich time

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my crawlspace
I’m John Wayne Gacy

*attempting to mask my anxiety with an abundance of cologne*

Not so bad this time around

RIP

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

This was a dope period people were visiting the island getting their fits off supporting the economy and again nothing terrible or tragic happened.

Ah we’ve found the daicon opening again. I love when that happens

I hope that someday those Kraft singles find love.

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Cuban anole giving me the eye

Help I’m being perceived

Me and the boys about to share the tiniest amount of c*caine cause we old af now and scared of the morning

Dear god

Scientists discovered a caterpillar that murders insects and stitches their dismembered body parts onto its back as armor

You’re welcome. Happy day! 😆

Deinocheirus posing with its arms out

deinocheirus is hittin the "hear me out" pose

They call me, MR SHID

The meme where a woman is spraying gasoline into a red cup

Getting ready for the inevitable gas price increases

You see a person listening to Free Bird in their car and you never know the motivations, you just know they're experiencing many emotions

I tried it earlier today. It was not very good, but also not quite as bad as I was expecting. Now I have the shits lol.

I know its a combination of things, self selecting mechanims, corruption, inertia, voting patterns, partisanship, etc. But whatever it is, its amazing to me how the process selects for complete and total pussys

220 traitors

Holy shit

Free Bird is simultaneously a Going Through It song and a Hell Yeah song

There you go maan

i think when we get a final reckoning of how much Noem has personally profited from her office this question might answer itself

if you use AI you are an evil monster

Per @christianbanda.bsky.social

“Almost all the 165 people killed in the attack were girls aged between seven and 12, according to local officials. There were around 170 girls at the school in southern Iran’s Minab at the time.“

A double-tap strike on little girls at school.

cult cult
recruiter enforcer