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Oohhhh that's right out of a Kubrick film!

12.03.2026 22:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They are very demanding. When I was a kid ours got put out for the night and he'd regularly drag massive dead rats back to the doorstep. His threats were acknowledged, and he got a slap-up breakfast.

12.03.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why

12.03.2026 22:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He will eat your lips once you nod off

12.03.2026 22:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's whatever you want it to be. Deluxe dream pie.

12.03.2026 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All hovercrafts must carry emergency Cockney delicacies. An old law parallel to hackney cabs & bails of hay.

12.03.2026 19:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT?! I need to know more!

12.03.2026 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's that?!

12.03.2026 18:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The SR.N4 had a capacity of 60 cars or equivalent motorcoaches, and 400 people, so I'm confident that a fleet of them each carrying a cybertruck with a barrel of oil in the tub as suggested elsewhere would be more than feasible.

12.03.2026 18:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's some right gullible simpletons knocking about. Jesus.

12.03.2026 18:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NOICE 😁

12.03.2026 15:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 13:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What the Milk Tray Man wrote on the back of his little calling cards:

12.03.2026 13:53 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Can't stop bragging, this guy... 🙄

12.03.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet you were plastered after a whole pint! 😁

Did GGD teach you everything you know about ducting?

12.03.2026 13:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh it was before that here, 1996. And the distillery burnt down in 2005 🤔, whilst the brewery next to it closed in 1990. Sad times all round, Richard.

12.03.2026 12:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Answer: hovercrafts.

12.03.2026 12:41 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lucky

12.03.2026 12:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When was this? The Tetley Walker brewery and the Greenalls distillery shut down here and things went bad.

12.03.2026 12:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's a beautiful photo, good job Jo!

12.03.2026 12:30 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Put your money away. For today ONLY! Three of my favourite phrases to hear and say FOR ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫

12.03.2026 11:40 👍 220 🔁 27 💬 9 📌 7

Just do it

11.03.2026 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mate, even I was surprised about how well it turned out 😄

11.03.2026 21:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Made a brilliant beef stroganoff for my tea. I'm sad for you all that you didn't get to try it. It was amazing.

11.03.2026 21:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ermmmm...

Is it "Incredible" by M.Beat featuring General levy?

@dick777.bsky.social @drummergirl2000.bsky.social Do you two know?

11.03.2026 17:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The #Drumming #Chef Presents: Throwback lick from 26 years ago. Recognize it? #snare #dci #ncstate

11.03.2026 16:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

It has the same tone of mad deference as the story of the "Spanish lisp." Legendarily adopted by courtiers not wanting to embarrass a Liege with a speech impediment...

11.03.2026 15:40 👍 73 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

The profile pic was a warning. A sane man doesn't do that.

11.03.2026 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"oh no". Never mind, you'll not miss owt.

11.03.2026 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Aww! 🥰

11.03.2026 12:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0