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RIGHT!??!

Like get riiiight in there on the very tippy top and puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushhhhhhhh = I will go into a long reboot and be useless for at least 30 minutes. :D

TBH sign me up for regular hair tussles - doesn't even need to be any oohlala time. Just... literally just that.

I try to tell hair stylist when I get hair done to like, add a 30 minute scalp massage and reaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly get in there but I am still searching for someone who "gets it". 😭

had me at hair tussle.... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

That alone... *just that* ....... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu PLEASE

Oh for fuck sakes. HAHAHAHHA

Saw how he wants to "pick" the new "leader" himself.

Absolutely sick madman completely deranged and out of control. Him and his entire admin. The whole fucking thing has to be purged clean. Increasingly worried the only way to fix this shit is a full on world war a la 1939.

You could say Kristi is NOEM-more.

BABES WAKE UP

NOEM FIRED.

WOOOOOOOO.

Oh this fucker needs to go. And not just out of office. WTF nazi statement is this shit.

SPLOOT!

I dont care to hear any of them speak a word more.

Either we are firing and jailing, or we're jack squat.

At risk of stating the obvious ... payment plan with the provider?

Or a GoFundMe.

Either way, regardless: Much love in your time of great struggle. losing our fuzzies is hard by itself. Nevermind the rest.

Double it 🤣

We're all a little crazy, and if we think we're not, then maybe we're crazier than we think we are.

These jokes are many leagues above the current admin's head.

Amazing.

Hahhaha that's a good one.

I sea what you did there.

Ask Winnie Greco 😆

Asking the big questions - well done.

Also - oh shit that's a good point.

TBH I blocked it and what's her face's "labelers" after I found I'm on some bunch of lists that CLAIM they "don't judge" but "just label the content" and there's NO appeals process to removing the label.

So fine, fuck all of that - blockity block.

The act of labeling, implicitly, confers bias...

*SNORT* Ahhhh... this is good. It's got legs. Run with it :D

Cheeto: We can land there if we want to
Me: Hey R2D2*, spin up the barrels would you?
R2D2: <menacing joyful whoop noises>

*Phalanx-CIWS

Every country has every right to deny a foreign nation's traffic for any reason they so please. Shit, they don't even need a reason.

NO IS NO. OH riiiiight....

And if THAT is true, then there's no point having ICE/DHS/CBP, in which case defund it all, and redo it from the ground up, without the whackos.

That's what I am really hearing.

My retort is if things are so bad and so broken then how is it with RECORD SPENDING they're seemingly unable to fix "the mess" that was "left".

What they're telling me is no matter how much money they get, things are so broken that the fed requires a special task force outside of DHS to fix it.

FINALLY!!!!!!

Once you go chair, you never want to again go there. 😂

All they know is "Blame Biden".

Just shut up Noem. Resign. Go away.

"I am reclaiming my time" and just keeps going and doesn't let her lie. GOOD.

Might have to try and conjure up the writing magic I'm told I have. Hard though, not an on demand skill. Just... happens.

But if it's payback time...? 😏

Hoooboooooyyy 👀

Might take a gander later today. But first, I dig the post - to the point, crystal clear no chicanery and BS. Big respect for setting the tone upfront and firmly.

Sending good vibes just the same <3 and fingies crossed!

I... but... who just steals a curling stone. And not one, but TWO. They're not exactly the most optimized shapes to be trying to lug around.... And they're deceptively heavy!

But also - wtf?