Carlo E. Gallucci

a goomba, koopa troopa, bob-omb, spindrift, bully, and scuttlebug but as human plumbers

a chain chomp, blooper, bullet bill, boo, thwomp, and shy guy but as human plumbers

a cheep cheep, pokey, fuzzy, piranha plant, monty mole, and wiggler but as human plumbers

a spiny, literally bowser, and lakitu but as human plumbers

y'all heard of the super crown, right

#art #supermario

iconic

an illustrated parody of TIME magazine cover with a red border and a dark grey background. The word CRIME blazoned across the top in a red serif font. A toddler standing in front of the front steps of a house, one hand on the step and turning back toward the camera with a devilish smile on her face and a sparkle in her eye. She is wearing an orange sweatsuit. Smaller text in white and yellow on the cover reads EXCUSE ME Where do you think you're going YOU KNOW you're not supposed to play on the stairs WHAT IS THAT in your hand? in your mouth? SPIT IT OUT NOW

Put my daughter on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where she belongs!!! #art

Libros que necesitan ser reeditados YA.

Sin piratería no podría estar doctorándome.
O, por lo menos, la investigación sería de peor calidad.

“I can’t believe my wife is leaving me because I keep pretending to be an Alice in Wonderland character.”
“Are you mad at her?”
“No, Cheshire Cat”.

Jennifer has been charged with arson and destruction of government property after she set fire to a police cruiser in the parking lot of her local Pizza Hut. She is utterly remorseless because she is, in fact, a clam.

Macrodata refinement #severance

Un 28 de febrero, pero de 1997, Telecinco presentaba su revolucionario logo picassiano.

Pero ¿sabías que este cambio de imagen fue el final de un proceso que había empezado tres años antes y en el que se buscaba borrar la imagen anterior de la cadena?

atrophy wife @zuza_real A 10/10 hot babe goes to visit Elmer Fudd. Says she's depressed, life has lost meaning. Elmer says "Thewe's a gweat comedian in town - Bugs Bunny. Go see him, 6:13 PM • Oct 31, 2021

roon @tszzl 12/25/21 the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer Andrew Reed @andrew__reed i call this "reed's law"

Daggerlad @Daggerlad2 Me: My king, there is one more man here applying for the position of Most Trusted Advisor King Theoden: What is his name? What is he like? Me: His name is "Grima Wormtongue" and he's absolutely fucked King Theoden: He shall be my Most Trusted Advisor 1:12 AM • Nov 15, 2021

Thinking about the time one of my students drew Beast from X-Men wearing an apron that said "Yiff the cook" and asked me if I knew what it meant and my glib reaction was "I work on Sonic the Hedgehog comics so please don't ask me questions you already know the answers to."

No lo necesito, tengo un C2.

Headlong from Live Science that reads “'Nailed-head ritual' in Iron Age Spain was more 'complex than initially thought, severed skulls reveal” with a picture of a skull that’s got a spike from the front of the crown through out the back base

If you say so

Típico balón de fútbol blanco con pentágonos negros

Abro debate: ¿es posible que este sea el objeto del universo más difícil de dibujar?

Everything reminds me of her...

Photo of lots of spilt cotton buds lying on a pavement.

I don’t know who dropped these but I’ll keep my ear to the ground.

¡Ha funcionado perfectísimo, ya tengo a buen recaudo casi 50 de los viejos vídeos que hice cuando trabajaba en otro sitio!
No tengo claro que me vayan a servir de mucho, pero estoy muy satisfecho de poder tenerlos guardados... ¡¡Muchas gracias de nuevo!!

¡¡Muchas gracias!!

A ver si así puedo salvar para mi archivo personal ciertas cosas que hice hace años y a las que ya no tengo acceso...

¡Allá voy!

¿Alguien sabe algún buen sistema para descargar videos de youtube con buena calidad?

¡Es para un tema no criminal, palabra de boy scout!

(Llamémoslo archivística)

El meme del día. #SimpsonShitposting

watched howl’s moving castle tonight and it reminded me of my most popular post on twitter

Amazon Prime streamer screen showing description for Dog Day Afternoon “a man takes mistakes at a bank in Brooklyn. Unfortunately I do not have enough information to summarize further within the provided guidelines.”

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

see a knight, post a knight (four)