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Heather Woodward

@heatherwoodward

Writer for Infinity Ward - Former Apex Legends, writer behind: SPARROW ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things) #GDC2025 Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast All opinions here are my own

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05.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 14401 ๐Ÿ” 5720 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 523 ๐Ÿ“Œ 247

The biggest twist of Scream 7 is that I actually really liked it ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

03.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In all my years, I never thought Iโ€™d see an act of war from the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.

02.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JERSEY PRIDE RIGHT HERE

22.02.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait Gex, MG Solid AND Banjo-Kazooie all launched in the same year??? DYAAAAAAMN

21.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Zelda day! ๐Ÿ’š
Donโ€™t know why Nintendo hasnโ€™t jumped at making one of my sequel pitches but weโ€™ll get there

21.02.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

19.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 30169 ๐Ÿ” 8713 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1151 ๐Ÿ“Œ 463

Artemis AND a Lady and the Tramp reference?! BE STILL MY HEART

14.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh ABSOLUTELY I am ๐Ÿ˜ป

14.02.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

11.02.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 40537 ๐Ÿ” 13812 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1374 ๐Ÿ“Œ 890
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UMM Wonder Man is perfect?!

If I couldโ€™ve seen this show when I was in Meisner studio it legit might have saved me a ton of therapy.

An actor whoโ€™s so in their head that sometimes they burst?? ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

08.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œWardensโ€ | Episode 1 Story Cinematic | Highguard
โ€œWardensโ€ | Episode 1 Story Cinematic | Highguard YouTube video by Highguard

LORE DROP LETโ€™S GOOOOO

youtu.be/60VKz8rGm-A?...

05.02.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anything but therapy for these dweebs

30.01.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Daaaamn that is one dreamy teamy!

26.01.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAPPY HIGH GUARD LAUNCH DAY!!! Congrats Wild Light friends!

26.01.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The seven Democrats who sided with Republicans to fund this murder were Reps. Henry Cuellar (Texas), Jared Golden (Maine), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.), Laura Gillen (N.Y.), Don Davis (N.C.), Tom Suozzi (N.Y.) and Vicente Gonzalez (Texas).

24.01.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ProTip:

Settings: Content and Media : Autoplay videos and GIFs.

You'll want to make sure that's unchecked.

24.01.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just once this decade, when I see a game studio trending, Iโ€™d like it to not be because hundreds of people are losing their jobs.

21.01.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.01.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 11044 ๐Ÿ” 1770 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 160 ๐Ÿ“Œ 151
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Make it viral.

08.01.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 47653 ๐Ÿ” 21396 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 360 ๐Ÿ“Œ 528

I've seen people say that the officer who murdered Nicole Good should be charged with murder, and to that I add that every officer who kept medics from arriving, who barred doctors from helping should also be charged under conspiracy doctrine.

09.01.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6342 ๐Ÿ” 1242 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

No really can we do a federal tax strike

07.01.2026 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t want to brag but the second I landed back in America I got a text from Mark Kelly

06.01.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Made a new playlist

04.01.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 8430 ๐Ÿ” 1198 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 304 ๐Ÿ“Œ 80

Fr if I were writing the movie Iโ€™d open with this quote

04.01.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in Paris for only an hour but I saw SO MANY berets

28.12.2025 10:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tumblr post by and-fishing-equipment reading

"in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

- Is it SINCERE
- is it CATHARTIC
- was it FUN TO MAKE
- is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly"

Tumblr post by and-fishing-equipment reading "in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD instead ask: - Is it SINCERE - is it CATHARTIC - was it FUN TO MAKE - is it MADE BY ME and don't forget to stay silly"

27.12.2025 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 15819 ๐Ÿ” 6479 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 114
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Later, New Jersey
Itโ€™s been very real

27.12.2025 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vince Zampella didn't just make hit games. He changed the medium. Vince Zampella, reported dead at 55 this week, oversaw "Call of Duty" and the industry's biggest franchises โ€” defining games as the artform began to crest.

This is unreal. Just devastating. I only met him a handful of times, but Vince was lovely and an absolute industry king. This fucking sucks.

If you donโ€™t know how important he was to games, read this and marvel.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

22.12.2025 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A goddamn $995 metallic purse shaped like a butt

A goddamn $995 metallic purse shaped like a butt

This is exactly what I would pay for a butt bag

13.12.2025 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0